Mark Tracey

@GabrielMacht , on my way to London for an job interview and listening to music from Season 5! #powersuit #powertie #harveydressesbest

#askmonty how do I shut my mum up who has just went on for an hour about how Rory McIlroy looks too warm in his jumper! Kill me now.

@JeremyClarkson most of them...platoon, apocalypse now, forest gump, full metal jacket I could go on but I'm in bed and tired.

@AJDyson139 we'll see.

@sashaderussia tell me about it! Hehehe

@piersmorgan Theory: All Alex's are ill informed, detrimental to progress...and fat. Interview Mr Salmond to prove said theory please.

“@itsWillyFerrell: I live for two reasons: 1) I was born. 2) I haven't died yet.” Brilliant.

@piersmorgan must say, we'll played Mr Morgan. Ironically, he probably left the studio feeling patriotic and proud he made a strong point.

Never seen an interview like this before. Well done @piersmorgan for not losing it with man who wants him deported: youtu.be/AtyKofFih8Y

Glasgow bar followers, here are a few reviews of some good venues in our city compliments of @HotBarChick

@HotBarChick spot on ladies.

@marktracey85 barchick.com/city-guides/gl…

@HotBarChick hiya guys, was wondering when you are going to put up your bar reviews of when you came north of the border???

@WOWFactsOfLife brilliant!

@FrancisBoulle you owe it to yourself to go to Booly Mardy's for a Bloody Mary tomorrow morning! Ask Scott behind the bar at your hotel.

@itsWillyFerrell 'sarcasm is lowest form of wit'...Oscar Wilde, you're full of shit! It's rhymes so you know it makes sense.

@garifold learn something new every day! Need to give them a try! You should pop into the pub for a warm ale flip w/ winter spiced cognac.

@sashaderussia when it comes you're choice in men, I have to agree with you darling. When it comes to drinks, I think I may out do you.

@sashaderussia conformist!