Mark Varner

FBI agents have to retire at 57, air traffic controllers at 56, and pilots at 65. But somehow demented 70 and 80 year olds running the country is totally fine. Make it make sense.

These cases are both from this week. A white man fished without permission from the government. A black boy shoved rocks in a 12 year old girl’s mouth while raping her with his friends. Guess who is home and who is in jail.

@seaphil68 @Phillies True, but it would be nice not to have the 3rd worst spring training record

@markvarner @Phillies Which literally means absolutely nothing.

FINAL: Phillies 0, Rays 7

@JohnStolnis I’m okay with that

Strider and his oblique... he just can't keep that thing right.

@TJStats Good thing they actually play the games

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@TMZ Always defend the idiot celebrity. Trash.

'Reacher' Star Alan Ritchson Did Not Instigate Fight With Neighbor: Sources tmz.me/RuSXYdm

@MarioNawfal Ugh. I didn’t know he lived here. Get him out of Tennessee.

🚨🇺🇸 "Reacher" star Alan Ritchson was caught on camera punching his neighbor multiple times in Nashville. Started over a dirt bike speeding complaint. Happened in front of children. Police investigating. No arrest yet.

@BaseballWRLD_ It happens. They won it all in 2021. No sympathy here.

The Braves have now lost: - Ha-Seong Kim until May - Sean Murphy until May - Joey Wentz all year - Hurston Waldrep until mid-season - Spencer Schwellenbach until mid-season - Spencer Strider for at least a few weeks All before the season has even started. Just brutal

She wasn’t in the “wrong place” at the “wrong time”. She was an American college student taking a walk in public with her friends, which every American should be able to do without the fear of being murdered by criminal illegals. Sheridan Gorman was only 18 years old.

🚨 FDNY headquarters defiled. Muslim prayer rugs, dozens, laid right in front of the 9/11 memorial plaque honoring 343 firefighters murdered by Islamists. Prayer rugs over 9/11 heroes' names while Mamdani smiles. Brazen disrespect. They hate you. Wake up.

@Phillies Mid-season form

FINAL: Yankees 6, Phillies 2

@KIRO7Seattle Seattle is fallen. No reason to ever go there.

Seattle man who shot, killed pregnant stranger found not guilty by reason of insanity kiro7.com/news/local/sea…

@MLB @TMobile Juan Soto cause he complains a lot 🤣

Which hitters will be the best at utilizing the ABS Challenge System, powered by @TMobile? Here are the players’ picks 👀

@JClarkNBCS Let’s hope he has some hitters in the lineup in those later years

I’m told this is the way the Phillies are viewing the new contract for Cristopher Sanchez: They picked up his two options for 2029 and 2030 and gave him a raise from 2026 to 2030 and added 2 more years to the contract, with a club option in 2033 It’s a total of $107 million in guaranteed money according to @MattGelb

@MattGelb @tgpschmenk Ugh, Mayza

Phillies have a roster: Realmuto, Marchán, Harper, Stott, Turner, Bohm, Sosa, Moore Marsh, Crawford, Garcia, Kemp Sánchez, Nola, Luzardo, Walker, Painter Duran, Keller, Alvarado, Banks, Bowlan, Pop, Backhus, Mayza IL: Wheeler, Kerkering, Lazar

@MattGelb Ugh. Not impressed with Mayza.

Dylan Moore and Tim Mayza have made the Phillies. They returned Rule 5 pick Zach McCambley to the Miami Marlins. Phillies are also expecting to receive Griff McGarry, who was Rule 5ed, back from Washington Nationals.

@JeffKerrPHL But if the batters can’t hit, does it really matter ?

The #Phillies starting rotation Zack Wheeler — signed through 2027 Cristopher Sanchez — singed through 2032 Aaron Nola — signed through 2030 Jesus Luzardo — signed through 2031 Andrew Painter — under team control through 2031

@MfPhilliesPhan @JonHeyman I know. We haven’t won since. Been too long.

@markvarner @JonHeyman Wrong. He was part of the 08' ownership group.

Phillies extend ace Christopher Sanchez again. It’s unprecedented as Sanchez still had 3 years and 2 team options to go on an extension done 21 months ago. Kudos to owner John Middleton in his interest in making things right for the late-blooming ace.

@JClarkNBCS Cool but we won’t have anyone who can hit in the early 2030s

News: The Phillies and Cristopher Sánchez have agreed to terms on a new 6 year contract that begins in 2027 and will run through 2032 with a club option for 2033.