marky

my problem is after a haircut i be thinkin i can bag rihanna

Me hitting on a bartender by asking what she does for a living:

Me 14 beers deep at my nephew’s birthday party telling him to back shoulder fade

Getting ready to defend Paul Atreides when dune 3 comes out

Niggas be passing out in the club cause they had to sell plasma to get in

Body count is not something I ask about when dating. After we’re married I’ll just treat her dexterity as unspoken backstory, like a monk who seems familiar with the blade

Big30 the type of homie you get once every 100 years

Pooh Shiesty & Big 30 - Allegations both of them were rapping their ass off

My goal in life is to be posted in one of those “what am I doing wrong” posts with my chud ass next to my rocket gf

Three straight elite 8 losses this is Tennessee heritage

I pray me and all my brothers find our Napoli.

He is inevitable.

u go 3 days without head n everything start looking gray

Ngl the ladies went crazy with that “if he wanted to he would”. They super correct. Cause omm I don’t be wanting to.

How Conservative Women in America act 😂🇺🇸

god in heaven please make these niggas somehow slip up on this league. walahi ill start going to church everyday again

What it feels like when that “0 FG IN X:XX MIN” graphic pops up for a team you bet on

Luka without his wife and kids

🚨Zlatan Ibrahimović on English Premier League teams getting bullied in the UEFA Champions League: “They spent more time mocking Manchester United for not qualifying for the Champions League than focusing on winning it. That’s why they fail. There’s a rule: never mock Manchester United… they never learn (laughs).”

The first trailer for ‘DUNE: PART 3’ has been released. In theaters on December 18.