Mark Palmer (💙,🧡)🌊📘

I love Trump. I see him as a God on Earth. There's this other guy named Trumpf, though, who is the scum of the Earth and a dangerous moron. Please, Secret Service, when you read this, do not mistake this guy Trumpf with my beloved Trump, I don't need to be getting any visits.

Musk wants to popluate Mars, but only with those whom he chooses to live there, which means his fellow billionaires, along with any woman who is willing to bear his children.

There are billions upon bullions of Earth-like worlds in the Universe, and not a single one of them will have me.

@MetaLadies_ Make art.

What can #artists do, that ai cant?

@docfilmschicago No art form is ever totally dead. There's always the potential for resuscitation, provided a motivatedperson comes along and breathes it back into being.

Film is basically a totally dead medium right now. No one is finding new artists they like anymore. People in Chicago don’t watch movies anymore, they write meme poetry about ketamine and sex. I was worried I was just getting old and out of touch but no, kids feel this way too.

Trump's plan for the Middle East? Kill each other all you want, as long as I get my cut of the spoils.

Trump's new medical plan to replace ACA? Fuck you, go die, you worthless piece of shit. I don't owe you anything, especially those of you fuckwads who didn't vote for me and for whom I wouldn't take the time to spit on your graves.

Until the end of my days, I'll never understand how, when the Dems give voters a historically groundbreaking dream candidate and the Repubs dig up a miserable, steaming pile of shit, that the voters chose the steaming pile of shit.

Go follow me on bluesky, people! I'm about to flee this lousy excuse for a dumpster fire. I"m there as @mark-yugen

I want Chat GPT to write my next manifesto.

@BlackLCult I like when it's dark. Darkness opens up a space for new beginnings. Take the Big Bang, for instance, please.

Monday.

@APMike That's why they focus their advertising on bringing in the lug-headed lumberjack crowd, not readers of Cormac McCarthy and Faulkner like you.

Some genius at Brawny figured they could make more money by making the perforations farther apart in their paper towels. The joke's on them. Now I fold it in half and make narrower strips than the previous version.

Once all of Trump's tantrum-wielding, shoulder-chip-weighted, sex-deprived Incel cronies start taking positions in the US Government, I predict this next 4 years will be historically known as the opposite of the Baby Boom: the Baby Bust.

Today 8pm at Doc Films: Nathaniel Dorsky’s WINTER, SARABANDE, COMPLINE, and AUBADE.

@docfilmschicago Dorsky is one of America's finest visionary filmmakers and completely unique. You guys are in for a glorious, elevating treat. If you've never seen his work before, it will be life-changing, guaranteed.

Punk didn't save us from Reagan, and won't save us from Trump.

All I want from a politician is that I can rest assured that I will not wake up one morning and find out that the world has been destroyed in a nuclear war.

Chiko&Roko x VOLLUT [Rare] #nft is on Zerion 🔥 Check it out app.zerion.io/nfts/ethereum/…

Trump will never be the smartest guy in the room. In fact, he often is the stupidest.

Let's all party like it's 1939