Marlene 💕

there is no upgrade after me. only lessons and settling.

damn can we sue these streaming services? how are they allowed to hike up their prices so much and so often???? @netflix I’m talking to you! 🫵🏻

for as much as I complain about my job, I sure do get a lot of recognition for all the good work I do. lmao.

When they ask how I spend my day at home alone I'm never alone

@lawarmisitay absolutely LOATHE them!!

@marlycakes_ Omg I hate them 😤😤

watching The Predator of Seville…who are those 2 bitches, Nicole & Ashley, who LIED when testifying in the trail?? find them, ASAP. I feel so bad for Gabrielle, they did not have her back.

@ABitOfKwansLife that part!

@marlycakes_ Oh I hope the rest of their lives are miserable.

trial* but you know what I mean 🫩

@SomaKazima2 I woulda…

Oh I would've smacked tf outta her HUH 😭😭😭😭 ho is you cool?!

the way I’m craving a burrito is insane. but like, a good burrito…one from a taqueria in the Bay. man I miss the Bay. 😭🌁

@netflix no more price increases please

BTS on Netflix but what's BTS * watching * on Netflix??? BTS: The Return premieres TOMORROW.

A Brand New Day starts now. Watch the official trailer for Spider-Man: Brand New Day - exclusively in theatres July 31.

The people who are $36 trillion in debt are giving you a credit score.

@nj31007 you gotta live in AZ. 😬

@marlycakes_ Hiring? I'm sick driving 90 miles per day especially with gas skyrocketing.

my job stays policing us on EVERYTHING…it’s remote and I love the schedule, but fuck, it’s getting to a point.

I had to turn on my A/C last night because it was so hot…fuckin AZ. 😭

1 year anniversary with my man is coming up next month…but what do you get the man who has everything because he has me? 😩 jk. I got him his gift already. and he also has me. ☺️

@Ads__pb @Nicola142765 @tonydpoison ewwww you’re disgusting

@Nicola142765 @tonydpoison Legal to have sex. Cry about it.

If youre a 49 Yr old man arranging to meet up with a 16 Yr old child and you meet your maker instead, do not look over here for sympathy.

Star Wars returns to the big screen with The Mandalorian and Grogu. Watch the trailer now and experience the film, starring Pedro Pascal, only in theaters and IMAX May 22.

😂😂😂😂

these bitches would rather have a man than defend their kids. caressing and comforting him when her child is RIGHT there tryna console himself. BYYYEEEE. I woulda thrown that table at him.