🌸 Maria 🌺

^my annual tweet

Sometimes I like to play an evening round of “whats the weirdest thing I can say to some a Hinge match to get bro to ‘unmatch’ me” And it’s a newish game, and it’s me vs. me, and I win every time so idk what y’all are doin but KEEP UP PAHHLEASE!!! 😭😭😭🥾🥾🥾 lol

Hey you guys

Oh Diary

Held a press conference in Dallas today…

@E_Napier -no front hubs(caps) bc my brother-in-law didn’t put them back on when he helped change a flat last! They need to go 🔙 on! - etc. 👀 💅

@E_Napier But if I’m being honest, several things happenin including but not limited to the following: - my speakers have some sort of wiring issue! Only left speaker unless I hit a bump then both speakers work! Only happens w/ AUX so surely a quick wiring fix, ya?

@E_Napier Neither!! Just good sense! 🧠 👀

@Profgampo Lolol I love you

How I use self talk to start my mornings

@wheresthepizza Tell them SHHHT!

@SpankYDubbS @DieselDispo @CryptoChronicX Good shit

@lonnngshotkid JADEN IS SO HOT! #anythingispossible Let’s go Wolves!!!!! Lol

#wolvesback  fans!!!!! WCF Game 3 Jersey Giveaway Time!!!!!! The winner of this giveaway will win a Jaden Navy Blue jersey!!!! I’ll be picking a winner at halftime tonight!!!! Keep an eye on the prize & Get howlin’🗣️💯 Let’s gooo Wolves awooooooooo!🗣️💯 Ps: Jaden Knows How To Smile and play defense like a menace. Enter this contest by commenting #AnythingIsPossible

Wolves with their back against the wall:

@wheresthepizza You’re hired!

“Why should I care about Gaza?” Because what happens over there, happens over here. The same politicians who don’t give a damn about babies going hungry in Gaza won’t (and don’t) give a damn about babies going hungry here in America.

@wheresthepizza Home inspector is different guy than pool inspector? Both HOT lol

Getting older and figuring out whose opinion matters (especially w/ men) - and @StophouseStudio is one of few for me! Grateful to call him family and lucky to call a friend. ILYSM Dillon!! Wishing you a happy birthday today!! 🎂 🎂 🎂 🎈 💖💖💖