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The BTS Compatibility Screening (Live).. I went to visit my mom at the hospital thinking I’d be the devoted daughter in comfy mode. I sit down. She stares at my face like it’s a crime scene. “Why no makeup?” “I’m tired.” “Exactly. That’s why you need makeup!” No sympathy. No mercy. Just Balkan management. Then she gives me instructions: “Go home. Change. Rest. Do your face. Come back at 3PM.” Now, was 3PM suspiciously specific? Yes. Did I clock it? No. So I obey.Because my mother has that look.That Serbian mother look. The one that can turn a grown woman into a 14-year-old in under a second. I return at 3:05 and a nurse goes“She’s with the physio.” I’m like: “Rehab hour. Ok” I walk in and my mother immediately goes:“You’re late. I was just talking about you.”I turn. The physio is there. And unfortunately for me, he is extremely cute.Not just “pleasant face” cute. No.Deeply inconvenient cute. He smiles. And listen. I swear on my entire timeline, there was a small, dangerous JK situation happening in the smile region. Not literally him. Just the energy. That “sweet face /dangerous impact” energy. I glitch. I reboot. I do this pathetic little“h-hi..” My mom goes:“This is Thomas.”  Then, before I can even stabilize my molecules, she adds:“She doesn’t look her age, right?” I almost died. Right there. In front of God, Thomas and the resistance bands. She continues: “Thomas is 30… and single.” I wanted to evaporate. Not walk out. Evaporate. Like a puddle in July. I I whisper through clenched teeth: “Mom. Please stop.” She says: “Why? He’s charming.” So I hiss back:“Mom, he is THIRTY.” She looks at me like I’m the irrational one and goes: “So? The boys are 30 too. And you adore them.” Excuse me??Because why did BTS get dragged into a rehabilitation session??? I look at Thomas with the face made of embarrassment and I go: “I’m so sorry. These are… post-stroke side effects.” Thomas chuckles. She, offended: “Hey! Speak respectfully. My brain is perfect. My body just has… a short circuit.I know exactly what I’m saying.” Then my mother, who has apparently decided subtlety is for cowards, asks him:“Do you know BTS Thomas?do you like ?” I’m like“Mother, leave this poor man alone.” And she goes:“I need to know. If he doesn’t like them, there is no future.” NO FUTURE.🫨 Thomas is now the color of a strawberry. Still trying to focus on the exercises.. And then, because the universe enjoys spectacle, this man smiles and says: “I know them, yes. They have a comeback, right?” My mom basically starts sparkling. “I KNEW I LIKED YOU.” Thomas is blushing. I am decomposing. My mother is basically planning the wedding colors. Then she goes:“You two should go get coffee.” I said:“I need to step outside for five minutes.”And she goes:“For coffee?” No mother! For exile.For a new passport and a witness protection program. Me:“For alcohol.” My mom:“At this hour?” Me:“At this level of public humiliation? Absolutely.” Anyway. My mom is recovering well. Unfortunately, so is her ability to ruin my life with confidence.😬

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