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@combatsporrt Thoughts and prayers to Team B

The old 4 kings vs the new 4 kings Will Team B survive against Team A? 😅

@uscfan981 I’ll accept Shaq. But this feels like a troll tbh. I don’t even have to explain why to anyone with an IQ above 10

Ewing over The Admiral and the Dream?? Y’all agree?

@AndyAriOn3 He looks jumpy af with that answer. Dang

Lane Kiffin reveals why he chose LSU over Florida: "They (Florida) have a great program - it really was not about that. It was really about LSU and the belief I had in what we could do at LSU... It really wasn't about any other program. It was specifically about LSU."

@TreyWallace @Outkick

Tennessee AD Danny White, on why he came out in support of CFP expansion to 24 teams. “I think the percentage of teams with access to to the postseason in football is low and I think we need more access”

@uscfan981 Chicago is the most underrated city in the US for sure. I’m a Texan.

Say something nice about Illinois.

@CSGLonghorns And I’m also a sucker for the academies. We aren’t that different. Now back to hating you irrationally…

@CSGLonghorns Went straight to the bottom and - yep - found us…. a tweet well done sir Gig Em

Current tier list of how I feel about every FBS School

@NotACanesBurner @On3 Reeling from Mark Matthews still? Cane coping is the most succulent flavor of coping. The most degenerate mf’ing fan base I have ever seen visit Kyle Field. Bunch of 8th grade education t shirts

@On3 C+ for honestly but what an unserious program. Spending FU oil money on the trail to cover up inability as a coach while straight up asking for easier requirements as a coach… gross

NEW: Texas A&M head coach Mike Elko on College Football Playoff expansion talk: "What does Mike Elko want? 40. Then I won’t get fired. It's ok to make it hard to get to the playoff." Elko continued: "None of us are answering for the good of the sport. We’re answering for the good of ourselves." (h/t @PeteNakos) on3.com/news/mike-elko…

@JoshPateCFB @BryanDFischer @ByPatForde ChatGPT cooked

You boys cooked here @BryanDFischer @ByPatForde

@TexasMonthly So “a lot of graduates” and “Mahomes” is what Texas Monthly fires back with. The prosecution rests, your honor.

Texas Tech has roughly the same number of undergraduates as the University of Michigan, Brady’s alma mater, and—rather famously—produced Patrick Mahomes, the greatest quarterback the National Football League has ever seen. texasmonthly.com/arts-entertain…

@BoardGeniuses If this is an exercise in “relative to expectations in the NIL era”, A&M is number one. Jimbo signed the #1 class of all time and squandered it in spectacular fashion. Elko is our guy I think, but hasn’t beat Texas and was shut out in the biggest game in program history.

The 10 Most Tortured Fanbases in College Football

@SouthernKeeks They are gross. My parents neighbor always had a big bowl he and his wife would force upon guests. I hate going to their house because of it, and my parents know it. So I don’t go and they know not to invite me. Entirely because of boiled peanuts.

I’m a Midwesterner who lives in the Deep South. And I do not understand the appeal of boiled peanuts. They are not good.

@On3 Haha. This Ag supports Sark on this one. He’s so right. Everything about Tech’s standards is low rent. Their football schedule is just yet another example.

NEW: Steve Sarkisian took a shot at Texas Tech while discussing how the College Football Playoff Committee factors strength of schedule👀 “There's a team in our state that plays in another conference that has a schedule that I would argue if I played with our twos and our threes, we could go undefeated, and they'll probably make the CFP this year.” (via @AnwarRichardson) on3.com/college/texas-…

@newstart_2024 She got some money

Whitney Cummings went full honesty mode on Joe Rogan: “I was as liberal as it gets, blue hair, rescue pitbulls, the whole thing. But the hypocrisy finally broke me.” She saw “diversity” become diversity of everything except thought. “My body, my choice”… until it wasn’t. Climate alarmism while living on the coast. The contradictions piled up, and as a comic wired to spot bullshit, she couldn’t ignore them anymore. When any side stops tolerating questions and starts enforcing agreement, it stops being about truth and starts becoming a tribe. That shift affects culture, comedy, and all of us. I respect anyone brave enough to walk away from the script when it no longer makes sense. Whitney’s story feels like a lot of people’s quiet journey these days. What’s one hypocrisy or contradiction that made you start questioning your old beliefs?

@dinosaurs1969 The right side has Houston and East Texas. This will last a weekend, max…

@Eaglebauer @GolfDigest Those that just carded a 61 - with a friend - after committing their entire life to their craft and enjoying the fruits of their labor for 2 hours. What have you accomplished today, by the way?

@GolfDigest who has that many beers at lunch?

Justin Thomas was asked if there was an art to being the clubhouse leader. "I can tell you how there isn't, because it happened to me one time... Probably had four or five beers at lunch, and next thing you know... I'm still the leader in the clubhouse." 😂

NFL schedule release, college baseball, college softball, PGA championship, NBA Playoffs, NHL playoffs, women’s golf, pickle ball, bingo at the nursing homes, I’m sure there’s a gaming tournament somewhere, women’s MMA debacle, the Paul brothers are probably doing something… they should have planned better around those things 🇺🇸

Is it me or is there just zero buzz for the World Cup? There were many that thought hosting in 2026 was going to create incredible momentum for soccer in the United States moving forward. It’s like only a few weeks away and I feel like absolutely nobody cares. #fifa #worldcup

@CollegeFBonX Love my coach, but us Aggies will sit this one out.

If every head coach in college football ran a 5k race who would you bet on to win that race?

@NFL_DovKleiman Skip and Whitlock. Perk survives until the next round…barely

Choose two mics to turn off forever:

@Super70sSports The alone part is important because no one will ever know you ate all that crap. So it’s as if it didn’t happen.

Getting some fast food, finding a good place to park, and enjoying some peace and quiet while you leisurely chow down is one of life’s most underrated adult pleasures.