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@BuffaloSabres @SabresFunStats @nocotweets They listened @pink_kiot

@BuffaloSabres @SabresFunStats @nocotweets PLAY HIM IN THE GAMES YOU DOPES

Happy birthday, Konsta! 🎂 #LetsGoBuffalo | @nocotweets

@Breaking911 Justified

Security footage from Gastonia, NC shows two officers fatally shooting a man who allegedly brandished a fake gun in a convenience store. The DA declined charges, saying police were not required to risk their lives in the face of a perceived threat.

@Breaking911 RIP HERO

BREAKING: The U.S. Army says the body of First Lieutenant Lamont Key Jr., one of two American soldiers missing after a training exercise in Morocco, has been recovered. Moroccan search teams found his body along the southern coastline near where the soldiers disappeared during the African Lion exercise on May 2. The second soldier is still missing.

@LeadingReport Good. Fuck the democrats

Republicans are on the verge of a double-digit gain in U.S. House seats through redistricting, per CNN.

@PlanetOfMemes Fags

Why do they always sit like this? 🤔

@TheBuffaloNews @TheSabreReport Fuck this

Amherst-headquartered Stark Tech has reached an agreement to become the Sabres’ first jersey patch partner starting next season. It is a multiyear deal that industry experts estimate is worth more than $2 million. buffalonews.com/news/local/bus…

@OwenShroyer1776 47 is right

Trump crashing out over pool filth is actually hilarious 😂

@DerrickEvans4WV Just take one look at this idiot

“Forever disqualified from judicial service in the State of Texas.” Bexar County Judge Rosie Speedlin-Gonzalez, the county’s first openly LGBT judge, has resigned and accepted a LIFETIME BAN from the bench. This comes after serious misconduct complaints, most notably the December 2024 incident where she had a defense attorney handcuffed mid-hearing. Criminal charges were dropped in exchange for the permanent disqualification.

@TBLightning @frank_seravalli Weak

@youngnastyman69 @exec_sum 🎯

@exec_sum All these peoples names are ridiculous no idea who’s saying what to who

BREAKING: Chirayu Rana re-filed his 'sex slave' lawsuit with witness statements Some details: *A "completely naked" Hajdini woke up a family friend of Rana who was trying to sleep while visiting Rana *Hajdini sat on the couch he was sleeping on, lit a cigarette and began begging that he "join them" in the bedroom *After refusing several times, Hajdini said "you know I own [redacted], so you better come join." *The witness heard Rana pleading "no, no, no, you have to leave. I’m not going to do this. Please stop." *The witness saw Hajdini get "handsy" with Rana at a Kygo concert at the Barclays Center in September 2024 *The other anonymous witness saw Hajdini kissing Rana's neck on the street during the summer of 2024 *She overheard them entering her apartment building and hearing Hajdini say something like "I own you Brownie" The two anonymous witness are a male family friend of Rana and female apartment owner where the family friend was staying

@TMZ Mentally ill

Sam Smith hits the carpet at the #MetGala ⚫️

@SneakyJoeSports Because it's gay

Hooooooow don't the Sabres have this for away games?

@CuriosityonX 🧢

NASA told the world that, on July 19, 2013 a spacecraft would be photographing Earth from Saturn. They published the exact time. They asked everyone on the planet to go outside and smile at the sky. Thousands of people did. This is the photo it took. If you were alive in July 2013, you're somewhere in this picture. From 898 million miles away, the universe waved back.

@johnkonrad The glasses. Everything you need to know about a dopey ass person, the glasses are a dead giveaway.

“As modern progressives not going to church we have to do more to inculcated moral lessons in our kids,” Ryan Holiday “We watch Ted Lasso with our kids,” NYTimes science reporter “Yes!" 🥴🥴

@BrianEastwoodx That bitch!

I had a commie teacher in first grade. I brought $25 in quarters to school to hit up the pencil machine in the main hallways before school one day. The machine was filled with highly sought after official league sports pencils like these below. She confiscated the 100 pencils and called my parents. My dad laid into her so hard. He knew I wanted to spend my allowance on pencils and she gave them away to everyone in the class.

@FiredUpCoug @pink_kiot

In celebration of Randy Johnson’s number retirement, the Mariners are serving a 51-inch “Big Unit” hot dog at T-Mobile Park this Saturday and Sunday only. Price: $37

@PastrnakGOAT @NHLPlayerSafety Enjoy the summer

@NHLPlayerSafety When do we hear when Bensen has his hearing? Although he’s so useless on the ice it probably benefits Tampa Bay or Montreal to have him in the lineup. Good for McAvoy. 10/10. 😁

Boston’s Charlie McAvoy has been offered an in-person hearing for slashing Buffalo’s Zach Benson. Date and time TBD.

@RyanHanaWWP You didn't watch the series did you?

The McAvoy slash is bad and should be suspended for sure, but what the hell is Benson doing with that slew foot? The series was over, why are you trying to kill the guy? Bush league. No wonder McAvoy crashed out.