! mars ¡

open for a surprise :)

i hate being in an uber and it starts sending u all the wrong ways

does anyone still use this thing

my seasonal depression disappearing as soon as spring starts 🤝🏼 my seasonal allergies causing severe headaches as soon as spring starts

the key trait of becoming an Adult is when grocery shopping becomes one of ur greatest joys in life

peak midwestern culture

update: it’s covid… in the year 2023, i hate it here

me yesterday thinking 2023 will finally be my year, and then waking up today blindsided with a 103 degree fever, body aches, hot and cold flashes, a splitting headache, and sore throat… i am gods least favorite :)

did anyone else live 2 completely different lives in 1 year.. January-July was completely different life than July-December 😂

like these are so good that a random old man on the bus asked me where i got them from based on how good they smell, and i had to be like… “ok so basically just go to planet fitness and if ur lucky there’ll be a plain white truck, cuz there are no standard hours”

the best food rly come from the most obscure places, cuz why are the best tacos i’ve ever had in my life just served from a random unnamed food truck that stays in the parking lot of my planet fitness

no one: absolutely no one: memphians: “memphis actually has the purest tap water in the world, it’s filtered thru aquifers and…”

life rly used to be so simple as, step 1: wake up, step 2: skip class and lay in bed and shit, step 3: get drunk w the homies, like when did shit become so difficult goddamnit smh

damn ptsd rly is a bitch huh

2016 called… it wants its tulane freshmen girls’ legs back🥴

no i will not stop posting abt my most perfect little angel baby son

i can’t be the only one who finds the concept of a “cheeseburger salad” completely repulsive

life is rly weird bc like i swear the crazier shit gets the more bland everything feels

just came across a video of me 5 years ago taking a shot of vodka with coors light as my chaser in broad daylight, my stomach physically hurts thinking abt the way we lived as tulane undergrads during mardi gras