Mal 🐉

Can’t wait till attending weddings turns into attending our own 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

you simply cannot be depressed listening to imma be by the black eyed peas

me: [knows NYE = new year’s eve] also me: new york eity

@GraceAvalon I got terrified when I saw the app change cause I thought someone hacked my shit and put a porn app on my phone

the new twitter icon looks like a porn app i feel like a pervert opening this thing

I’ve been watching the ultimatum and I’ve been actually physically sick to my stomach from how toxic these couples are

Hell yeah all the breaking baddies tap in ‼️‼️

Bringing this one back for pride month <3

behind every hot girl there is a history of yelling back at her dad when he raised his voice at her

I love being a girl and getting ready to taylor swift songs and putting on makeup and doing my hair femininity is so beautiful and lively

It’s time for us to move to a 32-hour work week with no loss in pay. We can reduce the stress level in our country and allow Americans to enjoy a better quality of life.

Hot girls have failing transmissions 😌💅🏻

Man what the hell

i care about ur spotify links i care about ur meal pictures i care about what book ur reading i care about the weird plant u saw on the way to class never stop being u

Salting your pasta water is overrated you gotta garlic powder your pasta water if you want your noodles to taste good

Your relationship should be one of the LEAST complicated things in your life. Easy. You should feel lucky that they’re in your life. You should think about them and smile. When you’re asked about your person, you should feel PROUD of who you’re with and how they treat you.

If your relationship doesn't make you feel loved, relaxed, and safe then it's not healthy for you. Your partner should remove stress from your life. NOT consistently add stress. Your partner should be your safe place. Not the root of your pain and fear and heartache. Know that.

I have arachnophobia and a whole city of spiders decided to just nonstop reproduce on my balcony and the whole front of my apartment building.

I jinxed this so hard cause now my car won’t stop fucking up even after getting it fixed lmfao I’m just gonna keep my mouth shut next time something good happens

Blessings on top of blessings on top of blessings. I’m overwhelmed with how full my heart is

PLEASE