m.j.edward

sorry for the random follow, people. pretty sure my arrival got nerfed by the app, so if this feels completely out of nowhere i’m blaming the technology 😔 but hi. don’t be scared. i’m like 87% harmless and equipped with snacks for negotiations and awkward first impressions 🫡

@leewoneeh *my standee :-)

finally met someone who makes me feel average-sized #meandmyemotionalsupportstandee

the idea of a place where chance encounters happen and strangers become familiar faces is exactly the kind of concept that gets me every time. i’m completely emotionally invested…

@cozybeanclub HEREEEE

So, is everyone here? -N

@dprchristianize yeah i am hyung! how’s life on your side brother?

@marstincorti Hi, Martin. You are from CORTIS, right?

My feed is still brand new and honestly a bit empty. I'm looking to make some new friends and get a good crowd going here. ​ • 𝘌𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘩 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘳 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘥. • 𝘈 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵/𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘭𝘺, 𝘐'𝘭𝘭 𝘧𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘺𝘰𝘶. — @dprchristianize

@cozybeanclub i did! can confirm both the latte and sandwich disappeared under mysterious circumstances shortly after..

@marstincorti Have you taken a cup of latte and sandwich for yourself? Thank you for admiring N’s work!

Look what I made for you guys today! Please take a moment to admire my beautiful latte art (it’s basically a masterpiece) -N. Anyway, enjoy!

@cozybeanclub the replies are a side effect of being left unsupervised during teaser season 😔✋

@marstincorti Why am I always cackling at your replies hajsjdjjs - M

Watch out for tonight, we will be posting our concept. And small reminder again that you will finally meet us tomorrow along with the release of our rules. 🙂‍↕️

@jeongeean i fear my patience is running out much faster than this countdown 😭

@marstincorti And this song is ready to take over your entire summer too!! Please stay tuned, and wait just a little bit longer for us, alrighty?!

summer is summer-ing!! Are you ready for the upcoming summer bop, lemon tang, hachus? The countdown is officially on, and release day is getting closer with every passing hour. So, keep your playlists ready, your excitement high, and please stay tuned for us! See you very soon.

@seoghyeorn if the aura points were already yours, then consider our service a protective coating

@marstincorti Those +100 aura points purely came from my facecard, nothing to do with your service. Now refund!!

Still serving though I got a bad service.

@jeomngleean @nohsunngi @kimjuuhn @ryanwayfe i came for the lemonade advertisement and somehow stayed for the friendship agenda. if there’s room for one more person in the exploration ahead, i’d love to tag along. 🫡

What’s fun about not getting your lemonade handed to you without a dash of friendship duty to go along with the splash? There’s still a lot of exploration ahead of us, and your presence is much required in return. Proceed to the hotline: 1800-LEMON-FUN for further info. C ü!

@seoghyeorn the records show you left the salon with +100 aura points, refund request rejected

@marstincorti I’d like to ask a REFUND!!

@seoghyeorn that’s classified information. the remaining 13% only appears when i’m hungry, sleep deprived, or when someone eats the snack i specifically saved for later.

@marstincorti What about the 13%?

sorry for the random follow, people. pretty sure my arrival got nerfed by the app, so if this feels completely out of nowhere i’m blaming the technology 😔 but hi. don’t be scared. i’m like 87% harmless and equipped with snacks for negotiations and awkward first impressions 🫡

@cozybeanclub this is exactly the kind of motivation i need. not inspirational quotes, not productivity tips. just a hamster in sunglasses reminding me i’m a diva and should continue forward regardless.

Good morning from M! Since N already gave you latte and sandwich, let me give you words of motivation (and whoever needs money, come to me) – M

accidentally wandered into a black-and-white film and now i’m contractually obligated to stare into the distance, carry tragic-looking flowers, and pretend every piano note in the background is personally attacking me.