Martin Briggs

@Itsjustkarly Rio or last nights lilt

Unpopular opinion but apple juice instead of orange juice is the absolute superior hangover cure

Argyle…? Massive…? You better believe it! #FACup #pafc

@Itsjustkarly Blame him for wetting the bed, hence the need for washing 😏

Did a stupid thing and put our mattress protector in the Washing machine, but now it's so waterlogged I don't know what to do with it before Christian notices 😂

@tomsaunders22 Needs to be dubbed to the titanic music if it hasn’t already 😂

Don't care how many times I see Argyle's 3rd goal last night, or on how many different twitter accounts I see it posted. I'm watching it, laughing, and liking the tweet before moving on 😂

I love cats more than anything. BUT MY GOD WHEN THEY GROOM IT PISSES ME OFF SOOOOOO MUCH!

@tomsaunders22 How very Pisces of you!

Each to their own, and if it gives you comfort without hurting anyone then go ahead etc etc, but I just don't understand zodiac signs when it comes to dating. Why not give something a go, and see if it works, rather than bin it off ASAP because of when someone's birthday is?!

@tomsaunders22 Don’t think there’s a table big enough in the downstairs of scholar to count out that amount of vodka red bulls!

What is an 18 year old going to spend £1.8m on? That's a lot of VKs in Oceana

Will the real Phil Foden please stand up? #ENGDEN

🔵 Chelsea became champions of Europe #OTD in 2012! 🏆 🤔 Who was your man of the match? @ChelseaFC | #UCL | #UCLfinal

THREAD: Didier Drogba Champions League moments 😎 1⃣ The man for the big occasion delivers an 88th-minute equaliser in the 2012 final to keep Chelsea's hopes alive... @didierdrogba | @ChelseaFC | #UCL

@plymouthkate If you can’t get someone to fit blinds, it could be curtains for you...

Do people who fit blinds fall into people who are unable to work from home and so continue working? Its not urgently essential but we don't actually have anything in most of our windows at the new house and I'm not sure the neighbours will appreciate that for the entire lockdown!

@plymouthkate Gordano will always have a special place in my heart, although meeting Sonny Bradley at Knutsford after beating Liverpool 0-0 at Anfield will give it competition

Does anyone else have a favourite motorway service station? Or is my love of Gordano Services on the M5 just a hangover from the many journeys between my parents in Plymouth & Shrewsbury as a child? Or - and this is a very big or - am I just weird? 🚘😬

@Itsjustkarly Daiquiri time?? 😏

All Christian has to do is mention rum and I'm out the door and on the way to the shops 😂

@tomsaunders22 Save Harambe’s life

Cut your hair

As much as I love watching argyle, there’s nothing quite like watching Exeter lose #PAFC #playofffinal

@Itsjustkarly Always here to help 💁🏼‍♀️

I don't help myself 😂😂😂😂

@tomsaunders22 Jesus fuck! He’s got an absolute cannon!

Football without fans is shite, obviously, but fuck me how sweet is it to be able to properly hear the ball hit the net when it's a screamer? 🤤

@Itsjustkarly Nothing wrong with snoring 😏

Someone please, PLEASE, find a cure for snoring 😣 or buy me a new comfy sofa so I don't mind sleeping on it 😂

@plymouthkate @tomsaunders22 Failing to see the problem here, don’t you know? 💚

The only problem with #pafc getting promoted is that its nearly midnight, I am working in the morning and @tomsaunders22 just keeps playing #DontYouKnowPumpItUp and dancing 😂💚

Even the dog is joining the promotion party! @Only1Argyle