Mart 🦜

The fuck was Malacia doing there? Never want to see him in a Man United shirt again.

@ben_blain @meganfoxcentral Damn!

@meganfoxcentral @mart886

Megan Fox 🔥

@TonyKhan @FulhamFC Why do you only pipe up when the team wins? If you're gonna thank the fans, thank them every week. They aren't fans of you, they're fans of an institution you've bought the keys too. Most probably see you for the idiot you are.

Thank you @FulhamFC supporters, and huge thanks to all of you at the Cottage today! Congratulations and huge thanks to Marco + the Fulham squad + club staff for the win today! It’s a tremendous win for all of you, + I hope that you all have a great Sunday night! Come on Fulham!

@UtdForever7 @ManUtd @ChelseaFC @premierleague In Ten Hags defence he was just starting out and youth players sometimes take a while for the penny to drop. Unfortunately in Garnachos case it never did and I don't think it's likely too. That's on Garnacho not Ten Hag.

🚨Alejandro Garnacho was an unused sub against Burnley — that still says a lot about where he is right now. Liam Rosenior needed 3-4 games to realize that Garnacho wasn’t going to offer anything for his team and is keeping him as squad player at best. What took Ten Hag a whole season to figure out, Amorim six months, and Garnacho FC still hasn’t learned — Rosenior saw in 3-4 games. See how Garnacho, his brother, his fans, their Instagram posts and their Tshirts have been very quiet since he has been chopping bench at Chelsea. It’s hard not to think back to when Garnacho spoke out about being benched at Manchester United, yet we haven’t heard a single complaint during a full season on the bench at Chelsea under two different managers. At United we’d still be hearing: “But he’s from Carrington” and “remember that bicycle kick two years ago…” 😅 At United he was polished as the next big thing, every attempted shot from Garnacho was celebrated and the merest suggestion that he should sit on the bench would bring his PlayerFC out. Some of them even said they will leave United when Garnacho leaves. I hope they have left - and they will be following Garnacho to his new club as soon Chelsea gets a bid for him as they will sell him! #MUFC #CFC #SurvivedGarnacho

@MrEddieGillette Fair. Remember him sitting down on the floor in a match having a chat with one of the Bucks who he was in a match against? He sucks.

Brian Last on Jon Moxley "His work is terrible. The basics, the match layout, when he does the same boring spots he does in every single match. The trading forearms, calling spots out loud. He can't throw punches. His work bell to bell is horrible. He's terrible." Harsh or fair?

@manufcnow I can't see 10% of whatever they get for him being much.

𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙈𝙁𝙊𝙍𝘿 𝙁𝙍𝙄𝘿𝙂𝙀: 𝙂𝘼𝙍𝙉𝘼𝘾𝙃𝙊 𝙎𝘼𝙇𝙀 💲 Reports are surfacing that Garnacho is on Chelseas shortlist to be sold in the summer. Due to Man Uniteds sell on clause, Man united will gain 10%. Thank you Garnacho. Karma is a beautiful thing, isn't it? I remember when half our fan base was in meltdown because we let Alejandro Garnacho go to Chelsea, but look at the state of it now. This kid spent his whole time at Old Trafford acting like he was the second coming of Cristiano Ronaldo, living off that one overhead kick while his actual attitude stunk out the dressing room every single week. You cannot have a player turning his back on a manager like Ruben Amorim while being given instructions or walking straight down the tunnel like a brat because he got subbed off. We saw the signs early, the late meetings, the constant social media sniping, and that embarrassing stunt wearing a rival shirt. You don’t disrespect the Manchester United badge and expect to stay. Honestly, we need to send a massive thank you to Chelsea for taking him off our hands for £40 million. It’s officially the 4th biggest sale in our club’s history, sitting right behind big names like Ronaldo, Lukaku, and Di Maria. To get that kind of money for an academy graduate who had more "moments" than actual consistent performances is world-class business. And the absolute cherry on top? We’ve got a 10% sell-on fee tucked into that contract. So, as Chelsea puts him on the for-sale list after less than a year of him misplacing passes and looking "shot" on the pitch, United stands to get paid again. We sold a toxic headache at his peak value and replaced him with a proper professional in Bryan Mbeumo who actually wants to play for the badge. Watching him struggle at Stamford Bridge while his own teammates like Cole Palmer look at him in disbelief is just pure poetic justice. He thought he was too big for United, but the reality is he wasn't even good enough to follow basic instructions. We fixed the culture, cleared the wage bill, and secured a massive financial win all in one move. Enjoy the "for sale" list, Alejandro, thanks for the memories, but even more thanks for the £40 million and the extra 10% coming our way soon. Best bit of business we've done in a decade.

@UtdMaI Burnt out from the African nations. He probably just needs a rest.

Amad Diallo: Under Amorim Under Carrick - 15 games - 5 games - 2 goals - 0 goals - 2 assists - 0 assists What might be the problem?

@AndyPlumb4 He needs lay off the beak, he's getting paranoid.

And the very first thing Yaxley-Lennon does is go on the beg. Fucking grifter!

@FootballTalkHQ Imagine buying a kid from Portugal for just 12m. What would ever become of him. Scholes did himself a massive favour when he used to not speak.

🗣️ Paul Scholes on Senne Lammens earlier this season: "You buy this lad from Belgium. What's he cost €20m (£18.2m). I think that tells you everything about him at this point. 'It tells me he's (Lammens) not a top goalkeeper. As soon as that man (Donnarumma) became available, drive to Paris, go and get him, give him whatever he wants."

There's no better football pundit to listen too than Ally McCoist. No agenda or bias (unless Rangers are playing) just a football fan who enjoys seeing good football! I'd take him any day over the insuffable twats on Sky.

@mufcytp Extend

Harry Maguire wants to stay at Manchester United beyond this summer. He is prepared to take a pay cut of over 50% to secure a new deal. He currently earns around £200k per week. [via The i Paper] Reds, your opinion matters: 1. Extend Maguire’s contract 2. Sign a new defender

@bustNmove @AEWNeckbeard I live in the UK. If you're in a position of trust then it's a no no, not "a grey area" regardless of 16 being legal here.

@AEWNeckbeard 'It's a grey area.' Nah man, it's not. What a weird bastard.

Brock Lesnar is a sex pest because Janel Grant texted him unsolicited peeing videos 😡😡😡 Adam Page still being friends with Marty Scurll, who slept with an underage girl, is a grey area 🥰🥰🥰 Sicko mentality 🤡🤡🤡

@NinetayFour @ManUnitedZone @ChrisWheelerDM @NathSalt1 Sounds like thats what he's planning if its true.

@ManUnitedZone @ChrisWheelerDM @NathSalt1 I hope he holds nothing back, expose the owners and the board for the rats they really are

🚨 Ruben Amorim is set to wait until the season has wrapped up before making a public statement after being sacked by Manchester United. He has no desire to disrupt or affect the remainder of United’s season. [@ChrisWheelerDM, @NathSalt1]

@UtdMaI Its been two games ffs

Mason Mount, Joshua Zirkzee, Yoro and Sesko haven’t had enough playing time under Michael Carrick. During Amorim time at the club, We asked questions why Mainoo, Zirkzee and Sesko weren’t playing. So what has changed now? Did it only feel uncomfortable when Mainoo wasn’t fielded? Double standards?

@SeppBlatter I used to think you were corrupt as hell. I still do but I'd take you lining your pockets over the clown who has taken your place any day! At least you were competent.

"For the fans, there's only one piece of advice: stay away from the USA!” I think Mark Pieth is right to question this World Cup. #MarkPieth #GianniInfantino #DonaldTrump #FIFAWorldCup2026 #USA

@realDonaldTrump I'd rather have my eyes smashed out with a red hot fork.

MELANIA, the Movie, is a MUST WATCH. Get your tickets today — Selling out, FAST! Photo: Regine Mahaux amazon.com/salp/melaniamo…

@ben_blain @DeadlineDayLive @WeAreTheOverlap Jonny Evans leaving and coming back so soon is fucking strange

@DeadlineDayLive @WeAreTheOverlap @mart886

🇮🇪🗣️ Roy Keane's reaction to Manchester United's backroom coaching staff under Michael Carrick. HE DOES NOT HOLD BACK. 🤣 (🎥 @WeAreTheOverlap)

@MartienBall It annoys me as for years we had to listen to the old Liverpool players with their bias to the club, Hanson, Thompson etc. Finally we get someone who is meant to be one of our own in there and he's worse than the lot put together.

If there’s one person who’s benefited from United being shit, it’s Gary Neville. For years, he’s milked United for clicks and content. He’s spent that time criticising manager after manager, yet when his mate got the job, he went quiet. He constantly contradicts himself. He said Erik ten Hag should move to a back three. Then when Amorim actually used a back three, Neville started going on about how it’s not how United should play because of “United DNA”. Pure hypocrisy. You don’t see Henry running podcasts focused on Arsenal. You don’t see Gerrard or Carragher doing the same for Liverpool, or Terry for Chelsea. It’s always United legends, because United sells. Talking about United, especially when the club is struggling, brings attention you simply don’t get from any other club or topic. It’s unfortunate, but it’s true. At this stage, you start to wonder whether Gary even wants United to be great again, because the dysfunction is what keeps him relevant and making money.

@VickieW53008361 @TheJimCornette Sued for what? He's only spoken the truth.

@TheJimCornette How disrespectful that was and some want to reward him, that’s sick! He needs to be sued and have to pay all that money to Donald Trump!

If anyone knows TJ Sabula I have a thank-you, a handshake and a check for $5,000 ready for him:

An Open Letter to Manchester United Football Club