wolf of y’all street

The cdc said vaccinated people can go near that river and hang around with old catfish john

most depressing shit ever is remembering you gotta change your tofu water

Hey is this guy bothering you (pointing to myself)

Not revising not drafting but a secret third thing

A List of Things People Blamed on Jazz 🧵

I WAS BORN WITH GLASS BONES AND PAPER SKIN. EVERY MORNING I BREAK MY LEGS, AND EVERY AFTERNOON I BREAK MY ARMS. AT NIGHT I LIE AWAKE IN AGONY UNTIL MY HEART ATTACKS PUT ME TO SLEEP

Ruined family dinner by saying “discourse”

@gartesque1 youtu.be/KmtzQCSh6xk

the 2000s were the weirdest time to be european like wtf was blue (da ba dee) etc

Is my life just a bunch of little bottles of aleve that I bought when I forgot my little bottle of aleve?

In my “how lucky am I to have camped next to this barn” era 😌👌🏻

Developing an unsettling bond with my SCOBY

@gartesque1 @libberalagenda But you’re surrounded by gucci belts and black skorts

cursed with permanent frumpiness

Mental breakdown sponsored by @uhaul ☺️👌🏻

people listening to the first miles davis record

Counting fireflies and contending with the past

In addition to abortion access, another nice thing about going north is that I can speak openly about enjoying bagels

Enveloped in sweet stillness..

this is a culture with no respect for life actually. annihilating animal life at a breakneck clip, making the world inhospitable for our own kind, heaping misery after misery on each other. and for what? for a handful of people to chill on yachts ahead of the rapture I suppose

I’m supporting funds across the South where restriction is greatest and/or existing access is being threatened. If you’re looking to give: @ARC_Southeast @YellowFund @BRAF_VA . If you have suggestions for other funds, lmk!

There are many extremely valid reasons why people who can get pregnant don’t want to use intrusive and/or hormonal birth control. The idea that these people are desensitized to or want abortions is just so… how do I say it… fcking stupid?