⌖ marty

@gengongingun story of my life

CW transphobia The concept of Dennis being the youngest of five because his mother desperately wanted a daughter and he broke her heart by "taking that away" from her when he left for college and realised who he is

@87abbot theo are you secretly interacting with heated rivalry media, yes or nozz

i’m gonna do this to jack abbot

and yall try to tell me i cant participate in rpf. tsk

“rpf is weird” YES ITS WEIRD IM WEIRD I DONT CARE

how it feels listening to that half a century old man orgasm again and again

a real langdonista would never shy away from the fact that he's a hairy dude

idk who’s lying to u people but langdon ain’t topping ANYONE

I don’t hate booktok because it’s dark and taboo, I hate it because it’s STRAIGHT and CORNY.

absolutely appreciating the journalism integrity right now

not patrick just now finding out he sounds like a chipmunk in that panthers interview im crying he’s so sksjsj

having to exclude dennis in the ao3 tags so you actually find a rabbot fic

@Squinkinle @croxotic this is INSANE

@croxotic They should amke the story about an affair so he could relate

People thinking the Shawn Hatosy Quinn is cringe, could you imagine a Noah Wyle one? Im in tears

preach that shit

noah wyle never beating the whimsical allegations

how thick some fics describe robby and abbots dicks

langdon,,,,,,,

@87abbot proof or it didn’t happen

this gif specifically lawd

@87abbot fat ass