Side Partin Martin™

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Uh ohhhhh martins in town

Biggy shore tonight?

14 euros that cost me.. Sake of the ffffucking century

FIFA all day boy! No one can beat FC GEEZER!

What's the plan tonight? #SwillOrNoSwill cheers banker it's a good offer... SWILL

@DaleHornby hahaha! Cheers mate

@DaleHornby at least I don't have to go back to Germany now haha! #COYC

@DaleHornby fucking must of lost it and was too excited to go home so didn't notice I had! Let me through tho cos I'm a genuine geez

@DaleHornby weeeezaaaaa

Call of duty & FIFA allllll day waiting for my iPhone 5

@Jack__DM fuckin right I am boyyyy

@Jack__DM yes mate haha let me through cos I'm a genuine geez

No tea bags?!!?? Mum no Christmas present for you

25 years of smashing gash, drinkin lager, smashing things up, n knocking out Toby's! #Geeeeeza B-days! #OldCunt!

Feels so good to be home ! Christmas begins now 😊

I'm through! Didn't need a passport cos they knew I'm a absolute geezer

Can't believe I have lost my passport!!!!! Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck 😡

@rosiedennisx might not be able to get back in England lol!!

Lost my passport and on the way to Calais ! Fuck my life !!!