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@talkSPORT Name is Gordon ?

🤦‍♂️ Simon: "The guy is a moron and he will continue to be a moron!" 😤 Danny: "The guy holding [the picture] has damaged himself more than Declan!" Simon Jordan and Danny Murphy react to #AFC's Declan Rice being shown a picture of his partner by a #THFC fan.

@FemenineFrames Ice cream 🍦 😉

One of the positive things about summer

@JacquiDeevoy1 Should of gone through the other door

I watched Sliding Doors last night for the first time since it came out in 1998. I’d forgotten how CRAP it was! Paltrow’s dreadful English accent and awful haircut were painful enough but the storyline is dreadful. Also, call me stupid, but I couldn’t work out the ending at all. Anyone care to explain it to me?

@BBCSport @BBCMOTD The problem is the other cultures won’t embrace ours when they come here

Pep Guardiola says we will "have a better society" if we embrace other cultures 🫶

@EssexPR Had one on Saturday, felt ripped off by price and quality

£21 for a cheeseburger chips and Diet Coke in Five Guys… Jesus Christ, how do the younger generation afford that. Unbelievable

@AlisonMoyet Don’t Go

Don’t start.

@leonagraham Barbi Girl

I'm DJ-ing tonight in a pre rugby launch party What shall I play?

@JeffStelling @beewestwood A tool ? That’s our pm

@beewestwood When it comes to electricity and magnetism Bee, that’s me as you know !! Though some people say that makes me a tool !!

I’m not sure how dynamic Stelling is but it’s a fun show 😂 Next stops Guildford & Eastbourne! See you there x

@Councillorsuzie @tonypierson2 Why is he not banged up ???

@PickliciousF And then throwing it back up on your nice expensive rug

Thank you Mummy for my delicious dinner. I’m going to show my appreciation by swallowing it in one lump and then demanding more immediately.

@rickygervais Always Valentine’s Day for that

She’s taking fucking ages. I should’ve bought her a bigger broom.

@WHLeavitt @Shionou67 A

Fun Fact: Muslims don’t pray in streets in Iran, Saudi Arabia, or other Muslim countries—it’s illegal and rude, disturbing others. They only do it in countries they’re conquering, as a dominance strategy. Do you back banning public players in streets? A. Yes B. No

@iamtomskinner Send a plate of that my way 👍

Happy Monday you lovely people. It was another early start today on our busiest weeks of the year. So grateful to be this busy every day, I am however very tiered today so I’ve just stopped to get a burger breakfast. Wishing you all a wonderful week, and remember…… you are ten times stronger than you can ever imagine. With Christmas around the corner I hope you are all getting into the spirit! Keep on going and marching forward. Love to you all. Bosh❤️

@iamtomskinner Man of the people . Keep strong

As most of you will have seen in the papers, I won’t be at the final of Strictly Come Dancing tonight. First thing I wanna say is this…. I spoke with my lovely dance partner, Amy Dowden to make sure she was okay with me not attending. She’s a good person and a good friend now, I’d never let her down. When I got given the opportunity to do Strictly back in April, I was buzzing. Not because I can dance…. I can’t. But because i really wanted to test myself and Learn something completely out of my comfort zone. On the night I left the show, I received an anonymous email claiming to be from a BBC exec with stats, saying I’d received far more votes than it appeared and it wasn’t right. I’ve since had the email independently verified. That same email mentioned the BBC was very angry an nervous simply because I had met JD Vance (USA VICE PRESIDENT). Let me be clear, I’m not a political bloke. Never have been. I just love my country and am patriotic. I’ve been made out by the press to be this political figure. If anyone was to get an opportunity like what I did, they would have taken it. I still think it is mad that a man like me who sells mattresses out of a van can call someone that senior in the world’s politics a friend now. I have asked to see the official voting figures to back up the ones I was sent in the email but was told they couldn’t be shown to me. And have never been shown in the history of the show. I have spoke about the email I had received to senior people and the BBC welfare team, who btw I genuinely respect. And they was the ones who advised me to get legal advice because of how unfair it all was. (This was not my idea) There were also smaller things that added to the feeling. Everyone received a welcome gift on the show….. skincare bits, face masks, that sort of thing. Mine was the only one that “Got Stolen” apparently. On its own, it’s nothing…. but added to everything else, it felt strange. I have been made out to be someone I actually am not simply because I took part in this show. The views were formed from media stories over the summer that simply wasn’t true or exaggerated. It ain’t fair what has happened to me and my family. I also want to say this carefully. After receiving this information and having it verified, a very senior BBC figure has since resigned. I’m not saying that had anything to do with me, but it did feel bizarre. Also the main hosts stepped down the following week. Again, I’m not saying it has anything to do with me. It’s just all very coincidental. I’m just being honest. I didn’t want any of this in the press either. A lot of what’s been written has been exaggerated or untrue about me and I’ve found it hard to take in over the past few months. This is my life, and it’s not nice what has been said about me if I’m honest. What I do find strange is that after a private Zoom call with BBC executives on Wednesday night about going forward, this was national news by Thursday morning. That tells me there’s been a leak. Because it ain’t come from me to be in the press. (It might be from the same person who sent me the email🤔) …..I didn’t want this to be national news, in fact I didn’t want any of this. But now I’m writing a statement so people know the truth as to why I’m not attending, I don’t want people thinking I am bitter when I ain’t. I don’t want more stories being wrote that ain’t true. I’m not kicking off for attention. I’m not saying I should’ve won either. I was rubbish at dancing😂 we all know that. But love me or hate me you do have to appreciate the massive following I have, I can’t even walk into the local Tesco without getting stopped for selfies. I just believe in fairness and respect. I wish every dancer tonight the very best. They’ve worked their socks off and they deserve their moment. As for me I’ve got fish to sell on my stall and a family I love more than anything. Thank you for the love as Always. Bosh❤️

@DreyfusJames How’s Hobbs going to piss on that ?

Here’s my seasonal, non-alpine, festive, evergreen, triangular, winter, fir tree, fit for my Happy Holidays! 🫠🤣🤣🤣 Please don’t have a collective cow…🤣

@midgeure1 Live version is brilliant

The voice still seems to work! facebook.com/share/v/1EGWV2…

@leonagraham @thedarkness Slipknot

Love @thedarkness song 'Christmas Time (dont let the bells end)'! Which artists should also have a Christmas song?

@PastorBobJ56786 They be “staying alive “

THE BEE GEE'S ARE ALL ALIVE!!!

@KTHopkins Too many of the “lovies” make a mockery of the sacrifices these men and women made . They should hang their heads in shame . None of them would be stepping forward in the time of need and would be welcoming our enemies with open arms.

I would love to hold his hand and give my word that his fight goes on. It does not end here. We will not pass this mess to our children and grandchildren. We will make it right. What a gentle man

@iamtomskinner Don’t let the bastards grind you down . You do so much by just being you 👍

I’ve had enough of all this bollex. I can’t do anything right now without someone critising me. Or Making me do something against my will. It’s bullshit. I wish I never done strictly, I never fitted the bill for that show let’s be honest. And It’s Caused me nothing but agg. Constant absuse. All I fuckin do is try to spread positivity online. I can’t walk anywhere without people knowing who I am. I’ve had a narrative spun against me so People always have an opinion on me now that they didn’t 3 months ago. I’ve heard so many lies said and told about me. It’s driving me mad. I’ve had a constant pile on of abuse over the last month like I’m a mass murderer. It’s bullshit. I went out to work in my van this morning and I’m either getting beeped at or people putting their thumb up at me. I’ve honestly had enough. Now people I’ve supported my whole life are starting to turn on me because they see what’s going on online. It ain’t real life. I think I need to take a break and consentrate on me and my family. Because I ain’t one to admit I’m struggling. But I am. I’m honestly tired of all this nonsense. Can no one see what’s happening to me, I don’t know why I’ve become this target. I’ve always been the one that’s been solid. But I’ve really really had enough now. Bosh❤️