Martin Branning

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Martin Branning

Martin Branning

@martinbrannning

Executive Editor and Presenter at Martin Branning Tonight @GBNews (9pm-11pm Monday to Thursday). Columnist @dailymail. DM if you want to earn £££ (parody)

Katılım Mart 2023
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Martin Branning
Martin Branning@martinbrannning·
Silent for an entire month! I’ve been spending my time forcing myself on vulnerable young men and playing Risk with Calvin Robinson.
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Laurence Fox@LozzaFox·
Honesty is the best policy.
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Martin Branning
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Every time I type it’s just alllll the bullshit. I’m actually blocked by Dan Wootton, which is sad because we were SOOOO CLOSE for such a long time #DanWootton @danwootton
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Martin Branning
Martin Branning@martinbrannning·
@GBNEWS I think I might need investigating too!!!! Or, maybe I have been….maybe something rather big is coming. Hmmm!
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GB News@GBNEWS·
GB News has suspended Dan Wootton following comments made on his programme by Laurence Fox last night. This follows our decision earlier today to formally suspend Mr Fox. We are conducting a full investigation.
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Martin Branning@martinbrannning·
My mate Dan Wootton is sweating. Hard.
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Martin Branning@martinbrannning·
So @toryboypierce says @beverleyturner dismissed a ‘four year investigation’ on Russell Brand in one tweet. Good on him, really. BUT HANG ON. Pretty sure he was quick to dismiss the ‘four year investigation’ by @BylineTimes into our mate Dan Wootton. Consistency, folks.
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Martin Branning
Martin Branning@martinbrannning·
Russell is always welcome to join our rapists utopia…@GBNEWS
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Martin Branning@martinbrannning·
Can someone tell Lady C I’ve got her cock ring? It wouldn’t quite fit on the Lithuanian twink during our photoshoot. I’d like to return it.
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Martin Branning@martinbrannning·
I’d like a massage. £2k extra if they can manage to find my dick and give it a little tug.
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paulrob07
paulrob07@p4lrb07·
@martinbrannning whilst wearing a latex mask! No mask = only £1500! They may or may not be used for publication (just depends of if you ever say NO in the future )
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Martin Branning
Martin Branning@martinbrannning·
Oi, Kirk! I’ll give you £3k to stop talking to the press (and get your dick out).
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“They’ve forgotten that their primary job is to defend the United Kingdom.” Former Air Force Pilot Andrew Brookes says the RAF are spending too much time trying to “revolutionise UK social policy” after admitting to discriminating against white male candidates in a hiring drive aimed at increasing diversity. @Iromg
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Wilko’s is closing down because it’s a cesspit of wokery.
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GB News
GB News@GBNEWS·
'Meghan is still very much thinking about herself.' Angela Levin discusses the latest fallout in the Sussex world as questions surface about Meghan Markle's absence from Serena Williams' babyshower. 🖥 GB News on YouTube bit.ly/3vAYaw0
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BREAKING NEWS: NatWest Boss Quits for Error of Judgement.
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@angelalevin1 She had, as @danwootton put it, an error of judgement. I thought they were allowed? Or does that only apply to catfishing, paying and blackmailing people for sexual pictures?
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