Martin Freznell

@TheFigen_ the Light Bulb

@historyinmemes his hair turned invisible?! #MindBlown

An astronaut washes his hair in space

@GinaUrso It travels back in time, to the moment of it's conception.

I accidentally just unpinned my pinned tweet and it disappeared. Where does it go?

@MarkHamill @utahbug Not yet!!! Omg, Mark, Too soon!!

@utahbug You got it. Now what?

2024 Goal. Figure out how to get Mark Hamill’s attention. @MarkHamill #MarkHamill

@KEdge23 🤣

If Labour get in, we’re in trouble.

@KEdge23 As a casual observer of the downward trend of all things Britain, I can safely add, with confidence, that your, sir, are a moron and should just really stop talking. But, please, continue.

You have to be prepared to do it, or it doesn’t work as a deterrent. We shouldn’t be surprised, this is the man who campaigned for Jeremy Corbyn to be Prime Minister, even standing in his shadow cabinet. You simply can’t trust Labour.

@elliott_downing How is it possible this Lucky Luke villain looking mofo is still around?! He got caught pant down, nickers in a bundle, right? Ewwww. Fuck this planet.

Matt Gaetz Nominates Snuggle the Fabric Softener Bear Because Why the Fuck Not at This Point

I'm going to stay away from this place. Good luck.

@Alex_Micati Honestly, I kinda feel the same way. My tweets reach, like 6 people, who don't interact with me. Well, except you, but you're out. Smart man. :D

Time to leave this place. Indefinitely. So that I can do this. Don't reach out, if we've never interacted.

@hwinkler4real Is that a fish you're holding or are you just happy to see me?

Good morning … 18 inches of fun . No pun intended

@Amberfyre @Alex_Micati I turned it upside down, for the win!

@Alex_Micati I have reached the W part ....

Getting close to the WTF part of the week.

Sadly,we don’t always know the depths of someone’s depression until it is too late. 🥺 May I please have even 1 friend to copy and re-post? I am trying to demonstrate someone is listening. Just one. Anyone #PTSDAwarenessMonth

Also: why are the covers assorti?

@laurcunn That's topping F/beta9. Condiments cost extra.

Person: Do you want to eat option A or option B? Me: Option B sounds good. Let's do that. Person: Or do you want to eat option C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, or K? Me: I now hunger for murder..

@briancebuhl Don't you be putting yourself down now, Sweets. That's my job.

@briancebuhl "Oh, hello, Brian. Lovely to see you. Mwa mwa! Love the shoes!! Very... brave, my man."

@OddNMacabre Zzzzzzip. "Hey what th--" "Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnhhhhh"

that’s gotta be awkward 😳😳😳

@Alex_Micati jup

@martinfreznell That does look delicious. A Belgian delicacy?

Off to outlines and stuff.