Martin Geddes

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Martin Geddes

@martingeddes

Professor of mischief.

County Durham, England. Katılım Aralık 2007
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Just got stopped by charity workers for wildlife. “Do you have a favourite animal?” they asked me. I mime cutting and eating steak. It didn’t lead to me buying their lottery ticket.
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Winter nearly over. New greenery.
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Given how planet Earth is going, the HHGTTG story of how it got demolished for an interstellar bypass is starting to make a lot more sense.
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𝚃𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚊𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚛
You must be Born Again. You were born once, and you need to be reborn by the Holy Spirit. You have to be Born TWICE. But... there is a cost. Every person Born Once will hate you.
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London is "target dense" - where I live it takes a lot of work to find any bright lights.
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Richard
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@SiriusBShaman The 4400 told us Dr Who told us Peripheral told us The Philidelphia Experiment told us Undermind told us The Time Tunnel told us The Invaders predicted it
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Reminds me of the feeling as a child of being inside a cosy warm building in midwinter.
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It's not the sharpest photo, but it's a fun one.
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London is now an utter nightmare to drive in.
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