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I was at a doctor’s appointment once and the nurse asked me what I had eaten that day I said “uhh just a coffee and a donut” and she looked at me and said “like a cop?” and she honestly ate me up so bad I will never forget her.

Was rooting for ant but spurs OKC might be special

@WW_Direct @AP He's gonna be incredible as Draco

Lox Pratt says he wants to play roles that have a similar intensity and unpredictability to that of Draco Malfoy (via @AP)

I swear the air gets heavier around 6pm on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

@WorldWideWob Louder in Philly than in MSG 😭

It sounds like the Larry Johnson 4-point play after every Knicks bucket in Philly right now. This is brutal.

They out here charging $20 for 8 wings. I don’t give a fuck about no aliens right now

@zachkruse2 What's the over under on snaps this year

I am ready to believe again

how it feels saying "Maybe" to plans i am 100% not attending

Apple there has to be a better way to add an iPhone app to a folder than chasing said folder round the screen as it carries out fighter jet level evasive manoeuvres

Crazy how I hate Walter and Saul more with every breaking bad and better call saul rewatch

This clip is actually insane man what a fucking player

@NFL_DovKleiman God that is an awful playlist lmao

Me after Smack hits that first 60yd FG at Lambeau:

Jaden McDaniels seeing the Denver Nuggets exist

Trump on my screen when im trying to watch the playoffs

@MLFootball Listen to the clip brother.

McManus you are fucked buddy!

@Pack_Daddy Can't wait to spam this all season long

Had to be done. Smack That!