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Marty Caproni
@MartyCaproni
Stand Up Comedian. MA
MA Katılım Haziran 2009
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Here is a question. You think Cora didn’t want Bregman back even though Bregman loved it here? You think it was Cora who didn’t believe him that he had another offer from the Cubs? You think it was Cora who cheaped out? You think it was Cora who wants Durbin as his 3rd baseman over one of the best leaders in baseball? (Cubs 2nd best record in baseball by the way). This team is a joke but it’s been a joke for a long time and it all starts with John Henry. He won’t pay for anybody. Breslow sucks. Henry sucks. #selltheteam

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@RGIII @OuttaPocketRG3 Usually see eye to eye with you, but not on this, at all. Jordan, Russell, Bird..all won in a harder era. Also, Jordan’s win percentage post season vs. Lebron isn’t comparable.
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@lehman218 @VinnysCorner1 He has 7 Super Bowl rings and a whole bunch of other honors that say you are wrong. He’s got more Rings than Bo Jackson had abs, and almost as many as Deion has toes. It’s not a beauty pageant it’s about winning.
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@VinnysCorner1 We have different definitions of “athlete” if this guy is ahead of Bo Jackson and Deion Sanders. All I’m sayin…and Bo needs to be on any top 10 list

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@ball_knower_19 @td_nash Watch some film on Kelce, it’s not even remotely close. Gronks ability to change the game off ball is 10x what Kelce’s is, Gronk was also more clutch with the ball.
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@td_nash It’s beyond close. Anyone who says otherwise is a homer.
I have owned a Gronk Jersey since he entered the league, and he was one of my favorite Patriot players growing up.
Basis aside, it’s insanely close.
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@FivePointsVids Dave Roberts / Troy Brown / Malcom Butler / Julian Edelman- Anywhere in New England.
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@LeahRemini Congratulations. Kudos on the hard work. As my father used to say, that’s something nobody can ever take away from you.
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I graduated!!!
I earned a Bachelor of Arts in Sociology with a concentration in Psychology, summa cum laude!
Five years ago, I started this journey with an eighth-grade education, and even that was from a Scientology school, where critical thinking was discouraged and the quality of instruction was subpar, to say the least.
I did not get here alone.
Thank you to @NYUSPS and @DeanKamath.
Thank you to everyone who supported me, encouraged me, and believed in me, especially on the days I was not sure I could do this.
And there were plenty of those days.
To my therapist, who told me not to give up when I was told I likely would not be accepted into a prestigious program. To my tutor, without whom I likely would have given up at the harder points along the way.
To all those here who have sent me loving messages on social media. And to everyone else who has cheered me on in person through the ups and the downs of it, it means more than I can put into words.
It got me over this finish line of being a student again and graduating.
That goal once seemed impossible.
To those who have asked me, “Why this? Why now?”
I pursued higher education to reclaim a piece of myself.
When you come out of a high-control group like Scientology, or even a high-control family, there are parts of you that were never allowed to fully develop.
Those parts include your curiosity and your ability and right to question.
Education was discouraged because knowledge creates confidence in your ability to trust your own mind and navigate the world. That leads to true independence, and that would never be allowed.
I wanted that back.
But more than that, I needed to understand.
I needed to understand how my mother could have us join Scientology when I was just eight years old, and how my family and I could be part of something like this and stay in it for so long.
I needed to understand how these systems work, how they influence people, and how they take hold.
Without education, access to real information, and support, people can fall into systems that work against their best interests.
Some assume that because they are educated, even highly educated, they would never fall for something like this.
But it turns out that is not necessarily true.
What many of us are impacted by, but never quite understand, is how high-control groups operate.
Many still do not understand how misinformation spreads, and how tribalism and radicalization shape what we think, what we believe, and who and what we trust.
Without that awareness, none of us are immune.
Today, we are seeing how these forces can influence good people and distort reality. History has shown us that this is not new; it just comes in a different form now.
Social media connects us in ways we never imagined, but it also creates echo chambers that reinforce beliefs and justify behavior without question.
Real critical thinking is hard when we are fed so much by algorithms designed to appeal to us. In learning and achieving this milestone in my own life, it has helped me take a good, hard look at my own beliefs and ideologies.
This journey was about healing for me, but also about figuring out how to help others in whatever way I can in the future.
So what is in my future?
I am considering continuing my education and possibly pursuing a master’s degree, with the goal of contributing to advocacy and policies that protect people, not systems.
For now, I am taking this moment in.
I am proud of myself. And I am grateful.
Thank you for being on this journey with me.

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@FastbreakHoops5 I’m a Boston fan. But that isn’t just a travel, it’s short day hike.
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@Whynot1918 @MLFootball @PatsBuzz @domthepatsfan @itmekaralee @TitleTalkTCL 🎯. You nailed it. I might add that even if rookie receivers take a year or two to develop. They are probably ok with getting Chism and Williams more reps and feel that Boutte is coming into his own as a true wr1. With Pop being a solid 2/3.
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@MLFootball @PatsBuzz @domthepatsfan @itmekaralee @TitleTalkTCL I think the logic within the organization is that Wolf will be better at drafting wide receivers than Belichick was. Wolf has ties to the Packers & they were pretty good at drafting wide receivers. I’d expect more of a build through the draft approach going forward.
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🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨🚨
The New England #Patriots are signing NOBODY this free agency.
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Mike Vrabel and Eliot Wolf have desperately failed to get Drake Maye legitimate offensive weapons.

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@DoctorJay1265 @IKE_Packers Pretty sure the Broncos paid Stidham that much. And I think Mac Jones may have signed for 11.
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@IKE_Packers Name a team that has ever paid a backup QB even 10 mil
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@MLFootball @Edelman11 @RobGronkowski @PatsBuzz @itmekaralee @TitleTalkTCL @jerrythornton @SweetFeet_White The 3 Superbowls and one of them as MVP should make it a no brainer. He was the definition of clutch.
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TRUE OR FALSE: IS LEGENDARY #PATRIOTS WR JULIAN EDELMAN A HALL OF FAMER…?
3x Super Bowl champion
Super Bowl MVP (LIII)
118 playoff catches
1,442 receiving yards
5 touchdowns
NE HOF
Pats All-2010s Team
NE dynasty team
Career:
620 catches
6,822 yards
36 TDs
2,612 return yards

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Should the #Patriots make this trade @BleacherReport suggested?
New England Receives:
🔹EDGE Maxx Crosby
Las Vegas Receives:
☠️ 2026 First-Round Pick (31)
☠️ 2027 First-Round Pick
☠️ OL Mike Onwenu

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@mwolfers @MemBill_14 Aw Meg, that’s hurtful. Your city smells like cereal and a guy tried fight me last time I was at Helium because I said I was a Patriots fan. But other than that you guys are super well adjusted.
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@MartyCaproni @MemBill_14 I thought stand-up comedians were supposed to be "funny"
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Maye isn’t getting shit just because he played poorly. He’s getting shit because the entire Pats fanbase has 1 good season post-Brady with a schedule a toddler could play and becomes grossly insufferable all over again. The rest of us just like to say “told you so” #BillsMafia
DJ 🤴🏾@mindofgoatdj
Drake maye played bad but i ain't never seen a 23 year old QB get this much hate for making the SB his first full year as a starter. But its because he play on the patriots
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Next Sunday 8pm. Buffalo takes on Denver in the “WHAT IF BOWL” live in primetime on the WouldaCouldaShoulda Network. Meanwhile, Pats fans tip hats to Seattle and say “Pretty great year, hopefully we are back next year”. Like a normal rational fanbase. #Patriots #NFL #Superbowl
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Come together as a country and have Bad Bunny read the names on the Epstein list in Spanish, while Kid Rock spins a Reggaeton version on Lynard Skynrd in the background. #EpsteinFiles #BadBunny #KidRock #Halftime
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