Palmer Eldritch, M.D. (Medical Deviate)

@nostalgia_ Would have been hilarious if they'd bailed at the end.

Tony Hawk's Underground (2003)

@GrizzledGrunt @TaraBull @ATFHQ I mean, enforcement there would be too difficult. It's easier to harass gun shop owners and suburbanites who have something to lose and won't fight back.

@TaraBull hey @ATFHQ is it too much to ask for you to do your fucking job or are blacks off limits?

"Under the jail" 🤣

@Howlingmutant0 All of the abortions haunting her gluey snatch came screaming out like Slimer down that hotel hallway in Ghostbusters

I know that tub was looking like a damn Petri dish after the ceremony

@BrilynHollyhand It’s a homunculus showdown! Two factory -bred fresh faced young homosexuals in mortal combat! Truly a show for the ages.

Harry Sisson and I together for the first time in person to debate live in NYC on primetime. What could go wrong? Might break the internet! 🍿👀

@Ravenismeee Pretty girls Great pizza Italian horror movies from the 80’s Dogs Cats Ferrets Hot tubs Babies Books about Army Rangers fighting wizards Gwar Cold Arnold Palmers Quiet

Gun to your head name a reason to live

@Rothmus A sack full of kittens

@JayDeeDood @Variety Need to be unfolding some hair plugs

@Variety I can already see the grifter alt right playbook unfolding.

Vince Vaughn is criticizing late night TV shows for having political agendas: "You don’t want to become part of a group and feel like you’re a champion for one ideology. You want to make fun of everybody." “The podcasts have gotten so much more popular with less production, less writers, less staff. And the reason is … people want authenticity. The talk shows, to a large part, became really agenda-based. They were going to [evangelize] people to what they thought. And so people just rejected it because it didn’t feel authentic. It felt like they had an agenda. It stopped being funny, and it started feeling like I was in a fucking class I didn’t want to take. I’m getting scolded.” (via "This Past Weekend podcast) variety.com/2026/tv/news/v…

@Howlingmutant0 @HeartTank64 Who do you think was top?

@HeartTank64 Man it still hurts him he loved that guy

Bam Margera gets called a retarded junkie. He says nothing, unfazed. Bam then gets a tts about Ryan Dunn doing a car flip challenge. His facial expressions say it all haha. #fishtanklive #fishtankdotlive

@EsemicolonR @wine_018 It would be mostly pitbulls doing it.

@wine_018 I think about if dogs would abort 75 million puppies a year, too

I think about this ALL THE TIME. Men talk about being protectors - but in nature, it’s actually the women/females that do the protecting…

@AnderZin22 @PandasAndVidya Using a Mutant tweet is almost cheating

@usa_retro @JustinWhang Good Lord, can you imagine how heavy a 61 inch CRT would be? It’d create a singularity.

Should we tell him?

Nobody, and I mean nobody, is a bigger bully than someone who’s been bullied.

goddamn it

@isfjcutebear Super Mario

Without googling name a famous Japanese person

@zarahussain999 Look, I get that you're upset, but you don't have to blow up about it.

The first Muslim nursery in Britain. It's beautiful. Before Restore Britain and Reform supporters moan and claim “we’re taking over”…… Please remember the Jewish community in London and Golders Green, have their own police service, ambulance service, schools, social care, social housing, dentists and doctors all operating in Britain. I don’t have a problem with it but it’s unfair we’re treated differently.

@Kotaku Videogames, everybody!

Trump Banning All New Foreign-Made Routers As He Continues To Just Make Everything Worse kotaku.com/trump-banning-…

Almost the entirety of my YouTube feed these days.

You know what to do! 😎

@TwistedFocus99 @CricWithAnjali @bankertobuilder I'm allergic to knife wounds.

@CricWithAnjali @bankertobuilder x.com/i/status/20353…

Home Depot sells this house for just $43k After buying land, paying for labor to assemble it, getting utilities hooked up, pulling permits, pouring the driveway, setting up plumbing and electrical systems, landscaping, and property taxes, it only costs $497,000 to own your own home Why aren’t more people doing this?