Brian M. 🏴‍☠️🏴

@H3KTlC I loved mine (while I had it) but gave it up due to the recall. Didn’t have any joint issues as a result of running on it for 2+ years.

anyone have the peloton treadmill and absolutely love it? thinking of getting one but need someone to convince me

@d0rkph0enix Respect for saying all of this and for gracefully handling all the bootlicking incel/bot shitheads in your replies. 🙏🏻

these assholes and I fucking TOLD YOU this would happen) are instantly demonizing the victims with zero investigation. THIS IS NOT HOW AMERICA WORKS.

with the other cottage cheese brained assholes. First amendment rights matter. Second amendment rights matter. Fourth amendment rights matter. American citizens are being murdered in cold blood on our streets on camera. And your evil moron leaders (yours, I didn’t vote for

Happy birthday, hackers! 🥳

@InfoSecSherpa True story: I visited Destin two years ago and the water temperature was almost 90 degrees. The air temperature was over 100. It was too hot everywhere. This video is insane.

🎶 So you work your life away Just to pay for a timeshare down in Destin Florida is one hell of a drug 🎶

#shmoocon 👋🏻

Gonna be a lot of bullshit on this site and others the next few weeks/months. I’m treating everything I read like a SMS job scam from now until MLK day. ✌🏻

Enabling stalkers and creeps, great work guys. 👏🏻👏🏻

I worked as a contractor for FEMA 10+ years ago and while the agency had its share of issues, those people drop EVERYTHING when the mission calls for it. I was consistently impressed with their selflessness and service to those in need. It’s offensive to suggest otherwise.

@gabsmashh I love how he says “not to be a dick” when the entire point of the message is to be a dick.

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That sound you hear is me trying to figure out how to shuffle my schedule to attend Julie’s talk. Oh and @MavenYael is speaking too…

This tweet contains fraud and spam.

In other news, the National Pork Producers Council (NPPC) is suing me for refusing to eat pork since the mid-90s. This systematic, illegal boycott can and will not stand.

@masnRoch It’s awfully quiet with respect to Vance Honeycutt. Are you hearing anything? Deadline is today. 😬

You know, you don’t HAVE to use ChatGPT to make graphics and images. No one’s forcing you.

Knowing when to shut the fuck up is an underrated skill.

@HackingButLegal Same, tbh.

I miss infosec Twitter. RIP

@SwiftOnSecurity Your account and posts have been the best part of this site for the majority of my time here. You’ve always been honest, vulnerable, funny, and very tuned into technology on many levels. I don’t come here very often anymore but just wanted to tell you this. 10 years…damn.

Tomorrow is the 10-year anniversary of SwiftOnSecurity. Here’s the story. Which includes my story. I tell myself they are not the same. Someday they won’t. There will be a time I walk away. I can’t live up to this and won’t try. 🧵

Has Google ever made any product or platform better after acquiring it? Honest question. And yeah, I’m annoyed just enough by setting up a kid’s Fitbit that I’m here to complain about it. 😡

I can’t stop laughing. 😂

Wishing everyone a healthy, prosperous 2024. OK, back to exile. ✌🏻