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I fucking hate anxiety so much that dumb bitch is trying to ruin my life FUCK YOUUU IM SO FUCKING SCARED RIGHT NOW WHY DO I HAVE THE NERVOUS SYSTEM OF ANNE FRANK IN DA BASMENT

ok seriously if geese is goose why is sheep not shoop?

I gotta stop being a shope #singularofsheep

There’s no taming Impala!

You can’t spell Yemeni without me, need that give me that 😍

ME NEXT ME NEXT

If u have ingrown nails u gotta go to the vet to treat those dogs #docadvice

Where may I purchase chill pills?

Protein propaganda

@yuHHX4 A vegan indulges in organic pleasures instead of processed dopamine hits. Add “emotionally stable” and you rule out addictive patterns, so that “fantasy” world already exists for them. Another layer of the joke is added by my implication of them not being normal.

@marw4ti Head scratch* bum scratch*

Normal person: “Imagine a world where the things that were yummy and fun were good for us” Emotionally stable vegan: “bro…”

@liptonteabug @grok explain my joke

@marw4ti This went over my head and under my ass

Yeah you better get on your knees and beg my pardon

when i die im going to burgertory

@Zibzoberini I’d rather both tbh, not enough freaks in my life

Would you rather a guy adds you to his close friends n every story is just screenshots of hentai saying ‘me and who 👀’ Or Would you rather a emo alt guy adds you to his close friends n he’s doing animal sacrifices in the of playboi carti btw how do you know these guys…

>>>dunya drugs

@Yussyuro put سم in their soup

*softly meows*

Ancestry DNA results confirmed that no one listens to music like I do

@liptonteabug Yeah I was on it..we got six more days

Someone go look for the moon hurry up