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how it feels watching eugenio suárez hit a home run against israel in the wbc

@lovesicknoon you can tell daniel roseberry is not a fan of her because what is this

@marxiners she really managed to make custom Schiaparelli look cheap. it’s almost impressive

“She looks a mess” “ chopped hoe” #metgala

@21metgala would

Bad Bunny at The 2026 Met Gala.

@justinboldaji very valid

@marxiners I’m coming off surgery and I can’t move or go outside and they are making me want to drown in the bathtub

going to be very honest in that i would be much more mad at the mariners but my amazing friends, beautiful weather, and many drinks did some very heavy lifting so much so that those men couldn’t even hurt me that much

but now that i’m back to watching from the couch i will be back to being very annoyed at them

@lizaboth oh my GOD

Is this a safe space

@marxiners My reaction to watching the Ms this weekend, and seeing what Sydney Sweeney is doing on euphoria: "god this is humiliating"

me at the mariners after watching them get swept and unable to score runs in my presence

@BBLPWSTLR a true gentleman and comrade

@marxiners And I will buy you a drink to replace that one (so you can throw a second drink, obviously)

if you are a man and i ever see you walking around with an EBITDA hat of any kind, i will immediately throw my drink at you just an fyi

happy sunday!!! goms 🔱

@FlightNoSix no and in fact i wish i could go back to a time in life where i didn’t know what it meant so do yourself a favor and don’t learn about it

@marxiners Am I dumb for not even knowing what that means/is?

@dnuzum she does not want to hear about earnings before interest, taxes, depreciation and amortization

@dnuzum literally like take the day off brother this cannot be your entire personality

@marxiners Even if your were the worlds best CFO and this was your life, I’d light that hat on fire on the head

@hydr0chaeris hate it here why do the embarrass themselves

@marxiners Oh

had a headache and then i started drinking beer at a good pace. miracle medicine!

@hydr0chaeris 🥲

@marxiners Yaaaayyyyyyy! God willing they don't embarrass themselves in front of you!

live footage of me after that loss

apparently yelling “i will kill myself” after a loss is not appropriate conduct. who knew!