mary cigarettes

@gladtobegay Well mary might say ‘Tom your looking real good even if you could be 69 again’

Just turned 69 today - and on this sunny June morning you can almost hear the ghost of @marycigarettes sniggering “not for the first time, dear”. Have a lovely weekend, Twitter chums.

@TheHollyJohnson @Trocchiboy Surving a forty day coma. Luv xxx

@Trocchiboy I will put the word out ! Where art thou @marycigarettes ?

Tonight I appear on ntv Germany and repeated twice more this week

Interview with me and Terry in this weeks @spectator mag. @thespecials #encore: spectator.co.uk/2019/02/terry-…

Who cares how you look.. YOU didn’t even care while having that big blue Nixon tattoo on your back. go away.. sit in some dark bar in the corner. Pretend you’re an old filmstar till it’s closing time.

She just needs to go and get out of the way along with trump and restore international calm an securitity. This is no time for opportunist careerists. They’re not bright.. they’re just ambitious in the worst way.

Yeah that’s why you came to do a big glamourous stinking shit over Europe, but you’ll never be a glamourours person. Leave that to gifted actresses singers architects and orchestra conductors.

@RichardMetzger @realDonaldTrump I’d just keep stuffing that good all american food right on into his tic tac smelling cakehole.

that video is fantastic fun to watch once.. great fun.. but don’t be so disingenuous by suggesting it empowers woman.

@Independent He’s revolting .. repugnant .. he’s blowing kisses to trump.

Jacob Rees-Mogg tells Theresa May to suspend parliament if MPs block no-deal Brexit #Echobox=1548264085" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">independent.co.uk/news/brexit-ja…

@MurrayLYoung @StuartMaconie Last nights body parts were relentless.

@StuartMaconie Lol. On the button Stuart. The unpleasantness is the only thing that masks the mounds of gruesome exposition.

Why are modern crime dramas always described as ‘gritty’ and ‘realistic’ when they’re usually utterly far fetched? They’re fantasies. What they mean is ‘unpleasant’.

"Immigration will not fall in this country, it will rise, and it will rise because we will be in a weak position." David Lammy MP says "being honest with the electorate tells them that you're better off remaining in the European Union."

@MurrayLYoung noted darling NOTED!

@marycigarettes Don’t do anything before you look at Peacehaven. The middle classes have yet to find it charming, or ‘up and coming’

Horses are great actors

@MurrayLYoung i was actually looking at a nice piece of art deco property in bisexual on sea to add to my already comprehensive folio.

@marycigarettes One can only imagine how he carries on. Probably a retirement bungalow in Bexhill.

@MurrayLYoung god only know the red hot poker they jam up Daniel Craig’s choo choo to get him to run at the speed he does.

@marycigarettes And that’s just the period drama.

@MurrayLYoung They turn the microphones off ..switch the cameras on , and then taser their backsides.. dub in some bucolic sound in ‘rushes’ on old compton street and everybody’s happy.

@marycigarettes Maybe something spooked them, given bad directorial advice. Or just dialled it in. It’s impossible to say but they got through an audition after all.

@dalecornish Perhaps it means music released on the deconstruction label.. they did have kylie on their books for a while .. so maybe it’s her.

@davmcdngh I dunno .. it ended like a bit of dry fuck. That delicate lady in forensics was the star for me. I couldn’t get enough of her.

@Dogtrouser He’s revolting .. repugnant.

@MatthewCang I think so

@marycigarettes Was Fenn St Gang after Please Sir ? Love seeing the LWT logo again ❤️ @marycigarettes

The Fenn Street Gang Se 01 E01- Should Auld Aquaintance youtu.be/vQ7vDotUIX4