Mary T. McDowell

Celebrity rallies get the headlines, but the @LGAairport restroom ground game could be a game changer. #Harris2024

@AlexKenna9 Yikes! Super creepy.

@marytmcd Either the previous owner, or they crawled up there themselves

I was just reminded of the time we discovered a posse of creepy naked dolls in our attic. In honor of Halloween season, I thought I'd share.

@craigzingerline A hill worth dying on!

Distribution > Product Revenue > Product There's nothing more fun than building, but if you don't have distribution, you have nothing.

@robertcrais I am so sad that the release is now January. If I promise to read it somewhere luxurious, could I get an early look??

I scramble up dark, dusty trails in brutal heat while my books lounge poolside at resorts. Once again, this is proof my books have the lux life edge.

@gastropoda @dieworkwear No collar gaps detected.

Not to be trivial, but I am so wishing @dieworkwear will weigh in on Biden weighing out.

@SJRozan He must not follow the menswear guy.

Somebody parse for me what it means that Andy Beshear isn’t wearing a tie?

@caro_milanesi Happy birthday!

Today's my birthday... Candidly, it's not my favorite day of the year. But I decided to bring some levity to the occasion by thinking through things I've learned this past year and things I'd like to learn moving into the next. (Don't pay too much attention to the fact that I broke it down into 𝟓 and 𝟓...) 𝟓 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐈 𝐋𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐏𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐘𝐞𝐚𝐫 1. The social media smile: Mastering the art of looking effortlessly happy while secretly dying inside. 😄💀 2. To say no: "No" is a complete sentence, and it's my new favorite word. 🙅‍♀️ 3. Always fly with a carry-on only: It's better to have fewer outfits than no clothes at all. 🧳✈️ 4. To be a boss ass bitch: Channeling my inner Rebecca Welton every day, even if it's just to walk to the fridge. 💅👑 5. That adulting is a scam: Can I 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 go back to being a kid? 👶 𝟓 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐈 𝐖𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐋𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐘𝐞𝐚𝐫 1. Master the Griddy: So I can finally stop embarrassing myself at parties. 🕺 2. Improve my RBF: Resting Bitch Face is a skill, and I want to be a pro. 😒 3. Speed read: So I can finish reading all the terms and conditions I blindly agree to. 📚💨 4. How to 360 No Scope in Fortnite: Because who needs real-life skills anyway? 🎮🔫 5. See the glass half full: But let's be real, it's usually just half empty. 🥃😅

@inafried @Simone_Biles @sunisalee_ @USAGym @usabasketball @TeamUSA Thanks for sharing the journey! So much fun to watch through your eyes.

Welcome back one final time in #Paris2024 to Bercy Arena - the same spot where @Simone_Biles @sunisalee_ and @USAGym won gold and where last night the @usabasketball men won gold. Now the @TeamUSA women go for their 8th straight gold vs France.

This week feels like America is Whoville, and we are at the point in the story where we wake up to what’s really important and have all just gathered together to sing. But in this version, the Grinch is Orange, and his heart stays 3 sizes too small.

@KatColeATL @drink_AG1 Congratulations!

Stoked to be stepping into the CEO role @drink_AG1. I'm so proud of our product, brand, and team that have achieved serious scale and impact. And I'm constantly inspired by our customers and community. Much to do -- here's to your health!

@BarbaraNadel I love this for you! Fantastic to see the accolades pouring in. Can’t wait until we can see it in this US.

To all lovely readers of my books, viewers of The Turkish Detective, I am going to be on BBC1 Points of View this Sunday responding to the huge amount of mail they received about the show. I do a great deal of thanking you lot!

@Chris_arnade At one time I had 2 passports so that I could keep traveling even if 1 of them was tied up getting a visa. Won’t help now obv but might want to check it out.

Absurd situation of about to run out of pages in my passport and I guess that means I need a new one but that means I got to give it up for a few weeks, which means I can’t travel?

@atticalocke @LeonoraNattrass Cannot wait to read it!

@Waterstones After getting busted with my emergency book at a 5th-grade slumber party, I learned it is equally important that THEY NEVER KNOW.

Normalise bringing books to parties because YOU NEVER KNOW

@HarlanCoben The scenes with Myron and his parents are the best, most human parts of your books and a beautiful tribute to your parents.

Every #MothersDay I tweet this essay I wrote about my wonderfully eccentric mother Corky who died too young. Wishing you all a wonderful day. Thanks for indulging me. harlancoben.com/corky/

@rgmcgrath @Hertz They lost me when they started using the police to track down missing cars due to systems issues. But this beggars belief! npr.org/2022/12/06/114…

I wonder how @Hertz is going to explain charging a loyal customer $277 for filling up his tank - in a Tesla???? #customerserviceFail qz.com/hertz-tesla-re…

@BarbaraNadel Happy publication day! Can’t wait to get my eyes on it.

The Darkest Night (Ikmen Mystery 26) headline.co.uk/titles/barbara… Published today. Happy publication day to me.

@gastropoda Hopefully paired with a nice red to go the full Olivia Pope.

Yes, we are eating popcorn topped with finely grated 18-month-aged Gouda for dinner.

@stshank @CFS_energy Very excited for you. Congratulations!

Big personal news: after 25 years at CNET, I’ve joined @CFS_energy, a startup developing zero-carbon power plants to fight climate change. As head of content, I'll work to make knowledge of fusion mainstream as it proves itself worthy. Details: linkedin.com/feed/update/ur…