Matt

@OtakuEspiritu While we appreciate the Ameriboos, we didn’t mean Alabama specifically

I've no time for your japes today, Fools of April

FULL ANIME COUNTRYHUMANS youtu.be/fylPMY7Jbbs

@Sergiohn Yes

@CuriosityonX Serious question: Is the moon falling towards the Earth, or is the Earth falling towards the moon?

What would you do in this situation?

@NatashaCL7 So there’s a chance I can land an alien baddie?

I think human-alien hybrids are real and have been for a very long time. Nothing would shock me.

@AIicro I’ve actually never seen it. Just clips and stuff lol

@mas6228 ts boring af

watching Fate: Apocrypha, why tf is everyone obsessed with Astolfo when Frankenstein is right there

@EmilySm43 .22 with rat shot to the head

As the man of the house, what’s your next move?

As an American, I tried Bourbon Biscuits for the first time and oh man have you Brit’s been sitting on a goldmine! No wonder you guys love tea time

@kingerbutterfly Episode 9 doesn't have any dialogue. I thought everybody knew that.

Gonna be real, I didn't put much thought into my early answers to tumblr asks.

Infinite IQ

Credit Karma email: “your w-2 has arrived” Me: That’s impressive considering I don’t have a job

A group of clowns all dating each other is called a Jollycule

By the time YouTube convinces me to buy premium, YouTube won’t be worth watching anymore

Google AI told me “there is no information regarding that on internet databases”. Meanwhile, the answer I was looking for was THE TOP GOOGLE SEARCH RESULT Google AI couldn’t search Google!

I could have sworn that turn-signals were standard in vehicles, but I’ve seen too much evidence to the contrary

How come in Ragatha’s nightmare scenario, there were no centipedes?