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MasMattIsback

@mas_isback

I’m back,just an average joe doing what must be done to get by on this greedy little slice of dirt,I’m a veteran and a dad. caretaker of the soupdoodle

Wisconsin, USA Katılım Haziran 2023
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MasMattIsback
MasMattIsback@mas_isback·
When you stop in at a place to pick up some stuff and next door there’s a Dunkin’ Donuts and you tell your spouse that you could go for a cup of coffee and they look you dead in the eye and say, wonder if they have anything besides coffee. What is your response to this ?
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@MysterySolvent
@MysterySolvent@MysterySolvents·
What song does Eric Trump sing when he karaokes?
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MayoIsSpicyy
MayoIsSpicyy@Mayoisspicyy·
Is it just me or does Laura Loomer look like she got her plastic surgery done at the dollar store?
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Stephen King
Stephen King@StephenKing·
Daddy Tomato, Mommy Tomato, and Baby Tomato are walking down the street. Baby Tomato keeps falling behind, so Daddy Tomato says, "Catch up!" Geddit, geddit?
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Verónica
Verónica@icelandturbine·
I really need to do something that I've been avoiding due to OCD, too embarrasing to share. Please send me strength, dear friends 🙏
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Magoo
Magoo@Magoo72810763·
OMG I thought maybe they were speakers in the front of the car I had to enlarge the pic man my eyesight's really good to hell now. 🤦🏼‍♀️🤭😂😂 They're hauling the table oh my gosh I was going to say only in LA but I guess this isn't Texas same thing I guess or ABQ my hometown. 🤣🥴
Don Winslow@donwinslow

My strong suspicion is that this is Trump voter.

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Annette Michelle
Annette Michelle@shell062598·
Tomorrow is Monday. How are you feeling? 😭😈🖤
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Johnny Cadillac
Johnny Cadillac@lippyent·
What would you name him? Hmm 😒?
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