Naga
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Unatafuta pesa alafu someone wants to swindle you of the little peanuts you have left.
GIF
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Unwritten Road Rule in kenya , Trucks have the right of way , it will save you life and time
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BWN kwa Majirani.
God First Luxury Coaches receiving two Marcopolo G7 X1200 units assembled in KE by AVA.
Complete with hostesses to ensure you are comfortable during the journey.
Congratulations God First Luxury Coaches
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You can’t fuck her when she’s on top?#notarealfucker🙂↔️🙂↔️👎🏾
Kalashnikov@YourBoy_TK
No "woman on top" , I do the fucking here.
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Big problem, but who is that?
COMANDANTE🦍@hankasello
My problem is that I want a God-fearing Kira Noir
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New 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 units loading.
New Route Loading.
Powered by a Golden Dragon Xiamen Rear Engine
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This one’s on my shoulder as I recite my bank account numbers and land details. Said my friend 😁😁
solé@layxsnv
These ballerina heels got me in a chokehold😍😍 so bomb!🩰
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@alexmwanzo @KRACare Sameer Block C1, 4th floor. If you need specific people DM
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Is ther a @KRACare office i can go to and get taxes for a car i want to buy
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Promised missy a clean…and so we did it.
Still needs quite a bit of paint correction from sitting long at the coast… there’s quite of bit of grime of the paint so we still have another appointment.
Again, congrats @iMuthoni_
This is a very clean unit.
ForPitsSake@brokensuit44
This car has been fought for by an entire nation. Glad she’s out. Truly truly truly, congratulations
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Because that’s how Kenyans speak Kiswahili.
We say, “hio swali yako” or “peleka hio ujinga huko.” We know it should be “swali hilo lako” because the grammatical rule is “nomino+kiashiria” but it doesn’t matter.
But also…why are you grammar policing instead of shaking ass?
Zeus@MathengeKevin
Musicians also fail to observe Ngeli whenever they do use Swahili and don’t feel irked by that at all. Why, for example, did We Are Nubia choose to sing “hio swali yako” when “hilo swali lako” wouldn’t have affected the flow. I get pissed whenever the song plays.
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Hao hawataki wakulima wadogo.
Ndio maana I use @StanbicKE . You can even open an account online na hakuna kusumbuliwa. Very good service.
Their online banking portal is also very robust. Highly recommend.
Shad@Shad_khalif
Oh wow. I’ve gone to Stanchart to open a company account I’ve been told, “If you cannot prove that your company makes 10 MILLION SHILLINGS A MONTH, sorry but we can’t help you, go open with another bank, come back when you start making 10 million”. @StanChartKE Lovely service thank you very much. WOW. Shock of the day wallahi what!!!????😂😂😂
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This is the average Kenyan. Thinks every Muslim in Kenya is Somali. Tuko na a long way to go because so many Kenyans are like this.
Boy from rarieda@boywghetto
@zuhumomar Ww piga tutam km wasomali wenzako, maswali mingi hatutaki
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@ChegeVic_254 @xysist @StanbicKE Am using KCB and their services are good, they listen and support. ABSA on the other side will choke you.
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@masara_juniour @xysist @StanbicKE Equity and KCB walicrack kitambo sana. Equity ukiwa na loan you're even invited for training on money management. Shida ni wako inconsistent sometimes. It's good ujuane na mtu senior kiasi to push for you sometimes loan ikuje
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When the new president is sworn in, the new regime should start by getting rid of these stupid nganyas and the hawkers on the streets telling you “ unanfungia biashara yangu toka” na ni wao wanatufungia njia. Mafi kabisa.
🍁@LabRat_ke
Karibu huyo madam aende sayuni juu ya matatu inapita wrong side 🤦🏾♂️
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