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Your future is in your daily habits

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@JumiaNGHelp A bad item was delivered to me and you people @JumiaNigeria keep telling me I’m not eligible for a return. Would I use an item which is bad because of your policy?

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@JumiaNigeria This is what I keep getting when I try to request for a return. @jumiaNigeria I want to know why I can’t return a bad item that was packaged and delivered to me?

@JumiaNigeria I noticed some discrepancies with the boxers I picked up today. The sizes are vary, the stitching is rough and appears to be of poor quality, and the design doesn’t match the image I saw. I tried to request for a return but you guys keep telling me I’m not eligible for a return

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I will be giving out my iPhone 16 promax to the comment that get zero likes 👍 in the next 3 days once I get my iPhone 17 promax

@JumiaNGHelp X won't allow me send a direct message as my account isn't upgraded. However, Here's the Order No: 1586132612

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@JumiaNGHelp I noticed some discrepancies with the boxers I picked up today. The sizes are vary, the stitching is rough and appears to be of poor quality, and the design doesn’t match the image I saw. I tried to request for a return but you guys keep telling me I’m not eligible for a return

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@steezy10_ And na only you go like my comment

If no one likes your comment in the next 24 hours, this iPhone is yours. Good luck.

@Asarailu_ @AsakyGRN Was waiting to see something like this 🤣🤣🤣

@AsakyGRN Oloriburuku American boyfriend switching between British, Nigerian and American accent e koshi danu 🤣

Lady gave her American boyfriend black bullet for the first time, and this is what happened 😂

@Ekitipikin Oga pay the money and stop being stingy. You have it. You don’t realize the amount you charge people for your VIP games. So why complaining here?

Someone charged us 9.1 million naira to cook for 300 people 😭

@Mrbankstips You for use the old #50 notes for this post. Would’ve made more sense 😅

Rice 20 naira Spaghetti 10 naira Beans 10 naira Meat 10 naira Pure water free Some of una no go believe, good ol days.

@sfojoemmanuela @SavvyRinu Can you still help use your ChatGPT to find out why your president hasn’t declared State of Emergency in the Northern States over banditry, kidnapping, killings and vandalism of power plants that caused National grid collapsing on several occasions

Setting the Record Straight on the State of Emergency in Rivers State The declaration of a state of emergency in Rivers State is a necessary and strategic response to an escalating crisis that threatens lives, property, and national security. Any attempt to frame it as a political maneuver is a deliberate misrepresentation of facts. President Bola Ahmed Tinubu, GCFR, has consistently demonstrated a commitment to upholding law and order across the country, including in Rivers State. The unfolding situation is not a product of political interference but rather a culmination of deep-seated tensions that require decisive action to prevent further breakdown of governance and security. The destruction of federal infrastructure in Rivers State is a grave matter that demands accountability and swift intervention. The federal government has a constitutional duty to protect national assets and ensure the safety of all citizens, regardless of political affiliations. Failure to act in such circumstances would amount to dereliction of duty. It is false and misleading to suggest that the President is undoing the peace in the Niger Delta. On the contrary, his administration remains fully committed to sustaining stability in the region while ensuring that criminal elements do not exploit political tensions to wreak havoc. The comparison to past administrations ignores the evolving nature of security threats and the complexities involved in maintaining peace in the region. The assertion that the people of Rivers State are being punished is both unfounded and inflammatory. A state of emergency is not a punitive measure but a constitutional provision designed to restore order when a state government is unable to contain a crisis. The priority remains the safety and well-being of Rivers’ residents, and the federal government will continue to act in their best interest. National security should never be sacrificed for political rhetoric. It is imperative that all stakeholders prioritize stability over sensationalism and work together to resolve the challenges facing Rivers State in a manner that upholds the rule of law and democracy.

He installed a naval chief in a riverine state. Tinubu, master strategist! 👏🏾👏🏾 The master planner 🙌🏾

@NigeriaStories Everyday, every morning I wake up, I get scared of what Nigeria is turning into

JUST IN: Sunday Jackson, a farmer from Adamawa State, has been sentenced to death by the Nigerian Supreme Court for killing a Fulani herdsman, despite claims of acting in self-defense.

@sowore I wish all the past presidents/head of states could be called to book to give account of all the atrocities they committed when in power and thereafter sentenced to death by hanging with all stolen assets recovered. Nigeria would’ve been a better place

How former Nigerian dictator General Ibrahin Babangida orchestrated the execution of his best man, Major General Mamman Vatsa, and other military personnel in a purported coup plot via a military tribunal. #IBBMustBeArrestedandTriedNow #RevolutionNow

@NigeriaStories I wish all the past presidents/head of states could be called to book to give account of all the atrocities they committed when in power and thereafter sentenced to death by hanging with all stolen assets recovered. Nigeria would’ve been a better place

JUST IN: Human Rights Organisation CDHR Demands Prosecution Of IBB For June 12 Election Annulment

@G_sparking I wish all the past presidents/head of states could be called to book to give account of all the atrocities they committed when in power and thereafter sentenced to death by hanging with all stolen assets recovered. Nigeria would’ve been a better place

MAZA!! Even in death you are their biggest competition. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️. Allah ya maka rahma. Ameen.

@Riddwane I wish all the past presidents/head of states could be called to book to give account of all the atrocities they committed when in power and thereafter sentenced to death by hanging with all stolen assets recovered. Nigeria would’ve been a better place

This publication on October 17, 1994… in the throes of the struggle for the restoration of “June 12” by pro-democracy activists 🫢