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HEY SO I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE JUST 1. GOTTEN A PUCK FROM COLTON PARAYKO B. GET PHOTOGRAPHED BY THE BLUES PHOTOGRAPHER 3. MET COLTON PARAYKO?!??!!!!!!???? THIS IS ACTUALLY THE BEST DAY EVER AND IM ACTUALLY DOING A BACKFLIP @StLouisBlues #stlblues

@bIuesnation parayko angels found dead in the back of a wendy’s i swear to god

@mashedparaykos sometimes i think about killing my dvo angels and then i realize it’s better if i didnt

hey so it actually only has to make sense to me for me to do it and i don’t feel like explaining it to anyone else @bIuesnation

@bIuesnation PARAYKO ANGELS ARE DEAD

@mashedparaykos I CANT BREATHE OUR ANGELS

@spatc_evladm hihihihihi

hello 😇 reply with ur pfp if youd like to be added ill give this 24h

@29fleetwoodmack @zachnhso this is killin me i’m ngl

i’d bend you over and have my way with you @zachnhso

@StLouisBlues what would paraykos be

Connectionmaxxing

@NHLFollowTrack diva down 💔

👉 kasperikapanen1 (Kasperi Kapanen) started following 0 and unfollowed 1: ❌ sabrinacarpenter (Sabrina Carpenter) 🔗 instagram.com/sabrinacarpent… #LetsGoOilers #NHL

update. they completely turned off our AC. it’s 86° right now and supposed to get to 96° later today… right….

@StLouisBlues @NHL i’m still not sure :((( sorry!!!

.@nhl what’s the record for most successful challenges in a game?

@StLouisBlues @NHL still don’t know, sorry brochacho :(

@StLouisBlues @NHL idk sorry brotato chip :(

@StLouisBlues @NHL i’m not sure tbh sorry

@UNLVRebelHockey OOMF IS THE DESIGNER NO WAY HAHA

The goat behind all of our graphics ❤️

hey guys maybe i’m too woke but if im living in VEGAS, and we are under an extreme heat warning, maybe my AC should work but no, it hasn’t worked all day, and the SECOND it becomes dark and slightly cool outside it starts working. surely there’s something to do abt this @NWSVegas

literally me if anyone cares

@UNLVRebelHockey @jabbagfx I LOVE YOU REBEL HOCKEY

We couldn’t have done it without you ❤️ The success, support, and strength of this program wouldn’t be where it is without you. Every accomplishment came with moments that defined who we are. While we didn’t get the outcome we wanted, we’re grateful to build history with you, one day at a time. We can’t wait to run it back. See you next season‼️

@1993sundin i think those are otter pops

A freaking POP SICKLE.

@tru_fru me diva pleasepleaseplease

WHO WANNA FREE TRU FRU PR BOXXXXX

oreilly :(

@KyleLangmi @JordanDove is what i would say if i knew absolutely nothing about puck

@JordanDove No goal

UNLV hockey gets absolutely hosed in the Semis on Goaltender interference call to tie the game with 21 seconds in the 3rd period Judge for yourself: