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@noksii__ okay, but why were your colleagues not recording their names? 🤔

The day I overslept until 0900 for a 0600 sign on and my colleagues had been trying to reach me? Switched the feature off real quick

Bro to Bro: Once we confirm you're alive, everything that almost killed you becomes fair game to make into a joke.

Amantombazana ayafana nje nama foreigner.. Mawuthi uyanini kini umuntu uyakwata 🤦🏽‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️😭😭😭💔

Workers' Day at Banchan. A restaurant that pays fair wages, builds service costs into prices, and asks nothing extra of the guest. Small policy. Large statement.

@Rendani666 a day 😳

How many times a day do log into your banking App? Honestly speaking 😊

@SoupLorrd Both kodwa ekuseni noma ungatobha

Shower before bed or shower in the morning before work?

@63grussell63 They are considerate enough to place them off the racing line, what you complaining about? 🤷🏾‍♂️

The fact that F1 hasn’t even fixed the GIANT white rectangles that obscures the top middle of the broadcast FOUR RACES into the season is fucking mind blowing. Considering cancelling my subscription tbh and I’ve been a fan for YEARS.

@SoupLorrd Waze wakushutha kahle uSolo 🙂‍↕️

Stepping out for a solo date dinner

@KoenaClothing If you ‘have’ my R1000 right now just bring it back without asking questions.

If I have you R1000 right now, what would you use it for?

@karaboM24 public transport is very limiting in South Africa, until that improves just rent and buy a car no matter how old you are.

Between buying a car and building a house, which should come first for a thirty years old man that is planning to settle down soon?

@LuthandoFuze Inkinga angeke kube iEnglish yami, kuyoba isiZulu sakhe. 🤷🏾‍♂️

With your English, can you date a white person?

@RefilweSeboko @BabyPana23

@BabyPana23 Oh I thought ware Bbl 🤣🤣🤣

Is this true?

@ReleGlo Mashonisa I won’t trust, he double texted and I wouldn’t be surprised if the other message is “Today you can relax”

Every man's wish🤞🏿😹

#InformationIntelligenceIsCollecting 🤣😂

Welcome back coach! Ted Lasso returns August 5 on @AppleTV!

@Zanele_929 Yebo, and looks like if they start allowing chats with any cellphone number without requiring an X account they’ll immediately be better

@masondo Bafuna siphume ku Watsapp?

They are serious-serious

android fans: “apple is boring” “apple is behind” “apple copies everything” also android:

@BonganiNtuli x.com/KhananiShingan… x.com/KhananiShingan…

@masondo I want to see this madness 😭😂😂😂, link please

Lomama ogijimela ama cheese curls ne Oros nge trolley dash is that all she needed?

@OrevaZSN @amkelisiwe too late 🙁

Someone at work is going to suggest you download Outlook and Teams on your personal phone. It's very important that you don't listen to them.

@BonganiNtuli Such a random video to end up on feed and hugely confuse me. Udlule ama fridge enyama ejahe kwi aisle yama snacks 😩

@masondo What? 🥲