George Allgood

“Imagine getting booked for celebrating… fucking sad, you know what I mean?” 😡 David Moyes hit out after being booked for celebrating Everton’s late equaliser and joked he’d have done a knee slide too if he was more mobile saying he’d do it all again 🏃‍♂️💥

DAVID BECKHAM, XAVI, POGBA, KAKA and DEL PIERO all star in this new Adidas advert. Guess who their boss is… ZINEDINE ZIDANE🤯 His ringtone was the Real Madrid anthem😍🔥

18-year-old Estêvão this season: 🔵 Youngest player in Premier League history to assist a goal for Chelsea 🇧🇷 Youngest Brazilian to score the winning goal in a Premier League game ⭐ Youngest goalscorer in Chelsea’s Champions League history

.@Carra23 evening jamie. let tonight be a reminder for yourself considering you like reminding others. spending big isn’t everything in football!

Cundy was all of us. 😅 You can listen to Ben and Jason every matchday, only on the Chelsea Official App! 🎙️🔉

Crystal Palace fans in Poland tonight for their game against Dynamo Kyiv… “There were nine Russian drones in the air and Jean-Philippe Mateta shot them down” 😂👏

Absolutely unreal this from Sunderland, they’re sending out letters to the fans over the age of 85 that have held season tickets for 3+ seasons letting them know they are able to redeem a free season ticket for the upcoming season Got so much time for this, quality Sunderland!👏

It’s definitely time that Caragher and Neville are NOT involved in Liverpool or ManU matches … their understandable bias does nothing for the neutral football supporter and tbh spoils the spectacle completely. It’s definitely time for neutral commentators. @SkySportsPL

Get Jamie Carragher off commentary on Liverpool games @SkySports Fucking ridiculous

BILLION POUND BOTTLE JOBS

Rashy 🔥🔥🔥🔥

When you interview a straight talking Aussie about net zero 🤣🤣🤣 I would love to go for a pint with this bloke 👌

Cundy what a boy always sounds like he's on the edge of dying from a heart attack every time we score love him

We are WORLD CHAMPIONS @ChelseaFC

Starting to lose faith in football Crystal Palace have had one of the best seasons in their history, but due to corporate bullshit the club and fans get punished Meanwhile, teams like Man City break the rules repeatedly and face zero consequences Awful

The goal looked even better in slow motion. James didn’t just turn Garnacho he confused the entire Manchester United block 🥶 . And Cucurella’s header was perfectly placed 🥶 x.com/Shaha394617/st…

i know that ain’t who i think it is on the right

@PolitlcsUK Bitching about Andrew Tate again How about you stop letting in migrants you corrupt fucks.

🚨 NET ZERO - South Cambridgeshire district council plans to bulldoze a precious orchard of 100 year old fruit trees to build a £230 million ‘green’ electric busway… are at government approval stage. They will chop down 520 apple, pear & plum trees, including six Bramleys dating back to the 1920s. The virtue of lunatics 🤡