Gaymar Jr MBE

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@riomarojay Cos he was just a better footballer

Okay, how did Henry acquire this reputation that basically makes him untouchable? Cos Salah has outdone him in every conceivable way

@TheAthleticFC Why do 8% of spurs fans want us to win the league

▪️ “The enemy of my enemy is my friend” ▪️ Evertonians’ loyalty to Mikel Arteta ▪️ 8.2% of Spurs fans would prefer Arsenal to be champions ▪️ West Ham fans on the fence The Athletic asked supporters of every other Premier League club who they're backing in the title race: Arsenal or Manchester City? nytimes.com/athletic/71305…

@433 Lowkey looking Turkish for a minute there wtf

Name a manager with more aura. I'll wait... 🥶

@EssKayDevil @RotationsNRatio O’Hara already feeling suicidal then has to have a conversation with a man that looks like this

@RotationsNRatio @masterly_huddle

Tottenham getting relegated and Cundy has managed to get O’Hara to leave the studio on TalkSport. We might be looking at an all timer sports bar 🤣🤣

@Alarsenalnews_ And then went to city 👍

Arsène Wenger once said: “Bacary is remarkably consistent.” During Arsenal’s so-called “Banter Era,” when finances were tight and stars kept leaving, one man showed up every single week. Bacary Sagna. “Strong tackle, Sagna.” Reliable. Relentless. At Arsenal, he locked down the right side for seven seasons. Defensively elite. Positionally sharp. Physically fearless. He broke his leg twice (2011 and 2012). Came back both times. No drama. No drop in standards. Rarely below an 8/10. When Arsenal ended their nine-year trophy drought in 2014, lifting the FA Cup, Sagna was there. Final game for the club. Warrior to the end. Golden braids. Cold focus. No headlines chased. Just consistency. Sometimes loyalty doesn’t shout. It defends.

@ESPNUK Thrills? (United are shit)

No frills Senne Lammens arriving at Man United training 🙌

@mxdric They’re not playing top level football. They play for spurs

Dragusin and Palhinha should quite simply not be playing top level football

"Where is the goal of this club? Where is the goal of this team?" 🙃 Igor Tudor's brutally honest assessment of Tottenham after his first match in charge 😳

This is for all you Peckham reds who want these lot to win the title. Look at how they are violating you.

@SpursArmyTweets Bro thinks he’s slikhaar tv

#thfc midfielder Lucas Bergvall shows us how he styles his hair. 💈🪮

@peak_enz0 Did you just call Cafu bro?

Bro retired a Ballon D'or winner in 3 seconds 💀🔥

@PopCrave Why does Matt le blanc look like Joe Pesci when they flash back to Chicago in casino

Dunkin' de-ages icons from ‘Friends’, ‘Seinfeld’ and more in #SuperBowl commercial. Featuring Ben Affleck, Jennifer Aniston, Matt LeBlanc, Jason Alexander, Ted Danson, Alfonso Ribeiro, Jaleel White and Jasmine Guy.

@EssKayDevil @LFC_Tandy Mate honestly I think wirtz is also a stretch

@LFC_Tandy @masterly_huddle Ekitike ?

World class players at EVERY Big 6 club.

@nocontextfooty AI?

@ZAYN_Z7 3 games

Chat…

@nathanrobii Are you a dickhead

current marty ranking

@EssKayDevil @fxckpgmol Would tell u to piss off but can never hate a merson video

@fxckpgmol @masterly_huddle

@alelliott88 youtu.be/hsjgRs_r_bo

Just thinking about what the worst ever cover versions are. Here's a few: Death Cab for Cutie - This Charming Man (this is the absolute worst one) Robbie Williams - Making Plans for Nigel Happy Mondays - The Boys Are Back in Town Rod Stewart - Downtown Train Geese - Stayin' Alive

@piersmorgan by the way i know how to spell arsenal. But arseanal sounds better.

New Baggy Beanie secured. Hard boiled egg in the back for optimum dangle