mastermegabyte

So smooth. #mousepad

@hearts4berry @emzberry Ah, yes. Canadian: The Cannibal Sin.

How does she misread things THIS BAD 😭 @emzberry

@VTuberFeetFan @vexmlk Name checks out

@vexmlk I like feet

If you see this, you are now legally obligated to tell me one random fact about yourself & I'll reply with one random fact about myself.

Adult #ADHD burnout feels like having a broken down vehicle. The engine may run great, but the transmission is shot.

@nocontextmemes Doesn't matter. Those teeth are gonna yellow either way.

@vickyroman_idol If that had been a clear umbrella, the joke would've been 5x funnier.

Who is mysterious new Vtuber Victoria Roman??? Part 2!!!!! Let me know what you think the answer is!

@ppslayer_vt Hi. Do you like reading? I have great recommendation.

It happened..... For the first time ever, I forgot to end stream, launched a game, and went on to stream without knowing😭😭😭. This shit is so cooked.... What I learned from watching this back is that I yap to myself a lot. The whole last 10 min of my vod I was unaware I was live, someone even raided, man, thank god all I did was mumble about playing a game I hadn't in a while and I didn't dox myself 😭

@chibidoki @MomokayukiVT I'm glad I read the entire thread. I was about to get sassy myself and tweet them back, asking if their original reply was autogenerated, or if a human had personally typed it out, or perhaps even read it. Glad to know @TeamYoutube can still be reasoned with on the rare occasion.

i know! :( i was just talking about this to a mod, if you are a smaller creator there is NO WAY to get help. like at all. you just get AI and bots x.x when it comes to music, even as a bigger creator, youtube is still very aggressive about it. it sucks, but what i do is upload the video and leave it unlisted for a week to wait for copyright claims. then i know to edit the music out (i use a tool on capcut ❤️) and reupload! but that only works for videos not streams 💔

hey @TeamYouTube i cant help but notice i got an entire youtube video ad restricted because of 2 second moment where I kill an NPC in darksouls. that's like the entire game. why am i being punished for playing darksouls? i kill like 10000 guys in the video but you get mad at me for killing a random guy at the start, did you like personally know him or something i feel like this is a bit much and i would like an explanation thanks buddy im sorry for killing your homie

@cK_JetX @demenishki That's @filianIsLost

@demenishki Are you also a boy?

STOP CALLING ME AMERICAN. I AM FULLY FILIPINO. BORN AND RAISED IN THE PHILIPPINES 🇵🇭 🇵🇭🇵🇭 RAHHHH

@LumoriaVT A furry Jellyfish. One thought does not compute. The other scares me.

@Vinod_r108 @InternetH0F For those who may wish to do something similar, but avoid accusations of "assault" because they "didn't consent to be touched", say this: "You are in a dangerous area. I will now rescue you by moving you to a more secure place before you get hurt by a vehicle or person."

@InternetH0F Is this the right way to handle protesters?

Bro got a button in his car labelled “daylight”

@Viaprika No

Latina demands you to say a word in Spanish‼️ #vtuber #esvtuber

After 3 years of unfucking myself, I GOT INTO LAW SCHOOL and Tuition is FULLY COVERED by Scholarship! Bad News: Now I have to pick up and move 1000 miles across the country in order to actually ATTEND Law School. Feel free to give or just share BrokeLawStudent.com

@charles270 What's he gonna do? Leave him in the car? You'd be crying 'animal abuse' in that case instead.

I HATE people like this. Why is your damn murder hound in Walmart?????

@OnigiriEn_ I didn't actually hear the answer. Did you have time for ME?

Guys I think an old guy just tried to ask me out at Shibuya station... I thought he asked for the time. He said "no no, do YOU have time for me to treat you to dinner tonight." Gurl.

@Skulls_VT @ItsMeHeiri Oh, that was the 3, wasn't it? AI had the two. I was a menace with that keyboard. Wore the rubber off thar phone.

@ItsMeHeiri I thought I was so cool for this lol

I've learned my community is made up of a bunch old people so.. What was ya'lls phone when you were a kid? This was mine, if you recognize this, you get bonus points!!

@RonIsAVtuberNow @ItsMeHeiri Calling that 'Old School' wounds me, but it might be to you, so you're fine.

@ItsMeHeiri Old school Bkackberry! I THINK mine was a Nokia 8210?

@SereanaMikazuki Car. Extended. Warranty

๋ ๋࣭ ⭑☽ If you say them~ 🌙 ☾ ๋࣭ ⭑ I will absolutely be melting for you, lovely~ 💜

@Kijaie I read that first line as "Jaw of Wisdom, Tooth of Truth". 😂 I'm going back to bed. 🥱

Jaw and wisdom tooth hurt so bad mixed w the worst week of work I've ever had, I'm so close to quitting and attempting content creation while I sell books/job hunt😩🙏🏼 Maybe I'll finally do a subathon

@Kijaie Let's be lonely together

guys should I shoot my shot and just start dming people for friendship? I'm extremely introverted and awkward but like... should I

@espa_jay @GlobeEyeNews "According to the logs of the Oratrice Mecanique d'Analyse Cardinale, the defendant is cooked"

@GlobeEyeNews Can’t wait for a judge to say: “According to ChatGPT, you’re definitely guilty.”

BREAKING: ChatGPT CEO Sam Altman says people share personal info with ChatGPT but don’t know chats can be used as court evidence in legal cases.