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@mastnogan

He/him. 26. I like to eat lemons and I'm glued to my computer.

Katılım Mayıs 2017
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monke
monke@mastnogan·
The duality of man.
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pete burgh
pete burgh@PeteBurgh1971·
@AspenVesper what does the disease have to do with plastic surgery
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Aspen@AspenVesper·
Actress (who has a disease and is not a supermodel) versus also an actress. Are you stupid or something?
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monke
monke@mastnogan·
@pmgri401 @AspenVesper A loser and a liar. You are destined to die alone, screaming in napalm fire.
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freeCarpets@pmgri401·
@AspenVesper You know that's Moriarty's condition is 95% plastic surgery related
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monke
monke@mastnogan·
@Aebibaebi No balls having ass chudgus.
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𝗙𝗔𝗩𝗘𝗦
𝗙𝗔𝗩𝗘𝗦@MissFaves·
Yuki Tsukumo game SFW
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monke
monke@mastnogan·
@faeriefauna444 That line between the glute and the hamstring is my religion.
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RJ🌷🗺️@RJ_maps·
This is the only day you can rt this
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monke
monke@mastnogan·
@kvwviiju As a larva, you look bloomed spectacularly! (Good photo too)
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monke
monke@mastnogan·
@kvwviiju What if you are already the favorite?
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faerie quadmother™
faerie quadmother™@faeriefauna444·
said 2025 would be the year i finally built my legs and by golly i certainly have done that
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monke
monke@mastnogan·
@unkyndled After seeing his response, I think I hate dan clancy now
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skizzy666
skizzy666@gonkgonk666·
On vacation :P
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monke@mastnogan·
@raatbraat Jfc, like im sorry that happened to you but that's just hilarious
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Ratbi ☢️🐀
Ratbi ☢️🐀@raatbraat·
suffering from my gooning sins by having to talk to some poor guy in amazon customer service chat about my lost lube and vac-u-lock......
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Ratbi ☢️🐀
Ratbi ☢️🐀@raatbraat·
HELPPP AMAZON PERSON MIXED UP DELIVERIES AND SOMEONE IN MY COMPLEX PROBABLY GOT JUMP SCARED BY LUBE INSTEAD OF THEIR HOT CHOCOLATE CONTAINER..... OH NAUR
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monke
monke@mastnogan·
@unkyndled Its either the family or the followers who want you to be with men (they are colluding)
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UNKYNDLED ☆
UNKYNDLED ☆@unkyndled·
family keeps trying to set me up with men. they don't know im a lost cause
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monke
monke@mastnogan·
@unkyndled reading this after having heart pain today :(
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UNKYNDLED ☆@unkyndled·
you are a very weak individual
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Maika@MaikaMIAKA·
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monke
monke@mastnogan·
@kvwviiju Counter-argument: Beat ME to death with it 😶
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monke@mastnogan·
@kvwviiju Im late but i would love to listen 👂
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monke
monke@mastnogan·
@Aebibaebi It doesn't help you're surrounded by sweaty people too (some of whom might not be using deodorant)
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Evil Rat 🐀
Evil Rat 🐀@Aebibaebi·
Guys it’s so fucking hot inside the event I even brought a mini fan and it’s not enough. Vegas heat on August knows no bounds
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