Masud Zaheed

මේ වගේ tweets, මගේ twitter profile එකේ උඩම තියෙන්න සෑහෙන්න pin කරල තියෙන්න ඕන.

how does a band leader start counting the nails in his toolbox? ඇණ one ඇණ two #badumtss #thambipanni

officer 1 : wow this is nuts officer 2: please, not now officer 1 : you could say වී කහට them yellow handed officer 2 : get out

teacher : මාර්ගය දෙපස කාණු අවහිර වන්නේ මක්නිසාද? student : ඔව් muckනිසා teacher :

පබළු escobar.

hats off to the policeman who convinced the army to get involved, just for the pun.

On the first day of joining a weight loss program at the gym, waruni got offended when the announcement on the PA system started with ‘nonawaruni mahath waruni’ #thambipanni #මහත්waruni #gympappa

@IbnAtikGh @muftimenk he has mentioned Iran, Gaza Israel in his posts but you could not bother to research. kind advice to you : just focus on gathering your proof and evidences of him being a zionist, to present to Allah on the day of judgement.

@muftimenk Just mention Iran and Gaza and stop hiding, you seem to be a Zionist Mufti this days @muftimenk

May the Almighty accept our worship, supplication and good deeds. May He bestow His Mercy upon us all. May He protect our brothers and sisters facing oppression the world over. May He put an end to their suffering. Aameen.

@LymeriaDaLoner @powerplay_Feed @muftimenk I don't need to show you,scroll down his feed and see for yourself. Just focus on gathering your evidence and proof of him being a zionist. You'll need it when you're asked to provide for it on a day when you would be questioned about it.

@masudzaheed @powerplay_Feed @muftimenk Show me and he’s a Zionist shill please spare me.

Almighty. Guide us towards doing good deeds for Your sake only. Give us the strength to be steadfast, enduring the trials You send our way. Grant us a soft heart, always content with Your Decree. Grant us sincerity, success & protect us from harm. Aameen

Customer service : do you have proof of billing? Me :

@LymeriaDaLoner @powerplay_Feed @muftimenk Because you are focused on finding faults, completely ignoring the recent tweets where he mentions Allah swt. Allah has more than ninety nine names, Incase you didn't know.

@powerplay_Feed @muftimenk Why doesn’t he ever say Allah swt?

@RainaShe23 @muftimenk and you aren't on twitter?

@muftimenk Hey digital mufti... It's taaq shab today... WTH are you doing here at twitter

Every night of Ramadan is a door. Some walk past it. Some knock. And some enter with tears and come out forgiven. Almighty, protect us from Hellfire and grant us Your forgiveness.

*knock knock* who's there? butter monkey butter monkey who? buttermonkeyසැරයක්කිවුවදදොරවහන්නඑපාකියල #thambipanni

the wolf entered a howl ව්‍යාපාරය #thambipanni

@muftimenk I thank Allah for granting me the restraint to avoid jumping on a bandwagon of slander and accusing others. It brings me peace knowing that I will not have to stand on the Day of Judgment gathering evidence to prove claims I made about others this Ramadan.

Ramadan is almost over. Don't waste the most blessed nights of Ramadan in that which is sinful or futile. Engage in prayer, remembrance, recitation, repentance and charity. Make the most of the blessings.

ගස්ලබුබු. #thambipanni

what do you call a person who owns a large collection of buses? සෙබස්තියන් #thambipanni

Alternate headline suggestions : Corpse and Robbers Robbers find themselves in a grave situation The punishment.. remains to be seen නිවනට mugger The Heist made the body arrive...late

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How did the Station master know that he passed his exam? He heard the coach-cheer #thambipanni