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Dramatic birthday selfie. Dramatic birthday cake. Don’t dream it- be it

@ClownOblast Jk this one needs to be a voice note tbh

@ClownOblast I was referring to u :/

There’s an evil Local that’s vaguely famous on this website now and I am always wishing I could DM people to explain why she’s problematic like it’s 2012 on tumblr or something

Very quickly improvised “arrangement” of brassica, carnation, and a daffodil

Carrying bundles of flowers and a canvas tote and wearing a fur coat and Mary Janes

@DrAllyLouks OMG I was just joking this is amazing.

@matagott I’m working on it! It’s very expensive to produce, but the publishers have said they might be able to make limited runs for those who really want scratch and sniff :)

My brilliant editors love my book 🥲 Can’t wait to get it into your hands (or ears, as the case may be!)

If I was consistently awake and energetic like a normal person I would probably have great skin and be so healthy and save so much money on not buying takeout but alas

romanticize the tree as much as you can

@5secretpoisons Yaaay ok! I’ll reply to movie chat later I have been napping and working all day lolol

@5secretpoisons I can always book the discounted tickets for u on my phone and send u screenshots when I can’t join u if that helps

1999

@caffeinesweats Omg when I worked in calls and I had to interface w call centers based in rural India they were so sexist to me consistently it was lowkey demoralizing

no millennial trope has broken more brains than "you don't owe anybody anything". an ignoble, selfish narcissism dressed up in therapy-speak about boundaries and self-care in order to give yourself a pass from treating other people with a basic level of care and respect

Was just looking at Woah Vicky’s cameo reviews and it’s so many 1 stars

Was also at a store a while back where someone had taken a pair of boots and wrapped Ace bandages around them…. Very inspired

Some fashion stuff I wanna DIY soon

@smokedank420_ They better pay u it would be crazy to interview u for how poor u r and not pay u

@YouthAuth0rity Dank u it’s from the Vivienne Westwood x Wolford collab I got it stupid cheap in nyc the other week 🙌🏻

@matagott Cool shirt

New shirt in movie theatre bathroom / tennis court after dark

Pic my sister took of her partner and me when I was in high school posing w this gorilla which I’m 60% sure was this gorilla also