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@edmundmcmillen Antithesis

is there a name for turning something into the oppisite of what it was before? like something going from very weak to very strong?

Mat how's your night? Well I just turned the subtitles on for "rock of love" so you tell me?!

@thebrianfallon People still watch @TheWalkingDead ?

reddit is a cool website because it simultaneously is one of the worst places on the entire internet AND the only place you can get a straight answer about almost anything

Haven’t played in Philly in an awfully long time so damnit let’s hang. @abouttheawful and I started scheming this flyer in the midst of the Phils playoff run and man, it turned out so great. Thanks Tim

Twitter is sad and exhausting. Send me some funny/happy shit please

@_JerryConnor I love everything about this

@OfficialSisQo can you please re-record the thong song but make it the dong song? Thanks bud

@kanyewest why do all of your shoes look like socks or crocks?

@katenuhn You really don't know how old I am do you?!

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@vickster179 I think it may be the only one that @katenuhn would ever try

@matburke I know. And I am NOT ok. I need the cat game!

Why is Stray not available on Switch? I would pay double. Please…I’m begging the universe to make this happen!

In 2001 all the cool kids on the playground had the Bob Dylan "Love and Theft" HitClips™

@tyler__asay I would put greetings and Nebraska higher, but you're pretty spot on here.

fight me

@StudioMDHR Cuphead ps5

#CupheadDLC has gone platinum, selling 1M copies!! As a small token of our immense thanks, we’re gifting a Nintendo Switch, Xbox Series X, and PS5 console. For a chance to win: Retweet this post, follow @StudioMDHR, and reply with the word “Cuphead” & your console preference!

@tyler__asay It's been too long #bringbacktheboss

MARCH 16TH

Mullets are the new emo swipe.

@PKEWX3 @Wawa If I can find one I'll bring it to the show on Tuesday.

Hello. I NEED a @Wawa tie-dye hoagiefest shirt. A Large. I would pay too much. Help me.