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When the insider threat is a beneficial owner, shit gets real weird real quick

@GirBerzerkerCat @BentleyAudrey Easier to clean up than syrup.

@BentleyAudrey @mathew_dev I prefer jelly! (hows that for a throwback reference?)

This just took me out 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

How can you practice getting ready for school 150+ days of the year and still suck at it

Anything is a database if you’re brave enough

@kittytreats All the tabs!

First time having memory issue. Or that’s what I’m speculating. Everyone I build with Docker, it hangs 😬

I’m looking to connect with someone at Google who maintains the hardware or software for 8.8.8.8. Who do we know? (Everything’s ok!)

As a human being... I'm repulsed. As a betting man... I'm intringed.

@kimmydotzip Doesn’t Office have some code paths that only activate when a debugger is attached 🤔

I was debugging an issue with PowerPoint hanging using WinDbgX, and EngHost.exe (part of WinDbgX) crashed, so now I'm using WinDbgX to debug WinDbgX.

@uncle_fury “Oh Toodles” It’s time for the mystery mouseketool

The moment when the gentleman from FBI taking out the MP7 from his backpack

@TipsyBacchus Look within and find the truth

@mathew_dev I need the proof

I have empirical proof that Taco Bell makes you higher

@crisisofconsc Donation bins at a school or police station, and hoping they go to good use.

Where are we all donating clothes to these days? Apparently the Salvation Army is evil so I don’t give to them anymore and they removed the bins for Hearts for the Homeless near me which is what I used previously so I need some new ideas because I have A LOT to donate.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@hackerfantastic I was eyeing up one a those a while back

@FeiKhal I would itch to death, I have to go straight home and shower.

How do people not take a shower after a haircut

@Oyabirsus Washing items that have metal zippers with shirts, separate laundry into lightweight and heavyweight items.

Erkek kardeşimin tşörtlerinde böyle delikler var bunun sebebi nedir nasıl oluyor ?

Based on 2022 fars data ~65k pedestrian impacts per year ~7.5K deaths pedestrian fatalities (2022) Age. Count. Percent. 0–14~400~5% 15–24~1,200~16% 25–64~3,900~52% 65+~2,000~27% Total7,522100% Children 0–14 pedestrian fatalities by striking vehicle type (approximate, U.S., 2022) Vehicle. countpercent Passenger car~180~45% SUV / light truck~160~40% Other (bus, motorcycle, unknown, heavy truck, other)~60~15% Total (0–14)~400100%

@mathew_dev uh huh.

Dell 42U rack fits perfectly inside of a suburban/yukon xl/escalade esv; btw

@orcachillin If you’re referring to the vehicle type, you know those theories are fake right?

@mathew_dev sorry i prefer driving around a child murderer

Recession indicator?