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@Vickyjr What if it took off? Alikua na plan ya kurudi same place?

Guy deserves a scholarship to the school of aeronautical engineering.

@onjolo_kenya So the car infront of my eyes is a toyota mark x? Lakini ata uyu ajui kupanda bump

A car stalled on the tracks in Embakasi as a train closed in. Without hesitation, a group of men sprang into action and pushed the vehicle clear all in under a minute.

@mbiti_mwondi Na si masidiz haitoi rangi?

Kijana ya Japanese car amegwara Mercedes akiambiwa atoe 40k anasema give me some time yet driving discipline hakuna he was overlapping on the left penye kunajengwa hapo Westy. If you’re a rogue driver you should have money to pay incase you cause an accident or skirmish on the road,so doleful!

@polo_kimanii Enigma is underground

Kwani Obado ran out of money to bribe ama namna gani? Kamiti signal has started connecting on his Phone

@polo_kimanii No VARaila this time, wacha wajikunyie

Niliwaambia hakuna watu wakora kama lawyers. Loya ni mtu amesomea kazi ya kudanganya with confidence. They lie at a fee. Loya ni mtu anakuangalia namna hii anakwambia “you dont worry,hii kitu tunaangusha leo,hakuna mahali hii kesi inaenda,its a dead end” kumbe nugu ishaakupeana ile pande ingine bwana. Saa hiyo they have siphoned millions from you interms of retainer fees. Sasa kama huyu Obado najua walimwambia hakuna kesi apa boss,ile ugali walikua wamesema atakula jioni akirudi itabidi wapatie mutina. Obado ameenda kamiti. Woi woi! Before you enrol yourself to lawschool make sure you are comfortable with the fact you will not see heaven. Hakuna loya anaona binguni nakwambia,ata huyu wangu wa kulala jevanjee

@4Real_KE They were essential goods during corona period more than astrazeneka vaccine. They passed every roadblock kama presidential escort.

How exactly are these low flying planes dealing with speed cameras?

@kijana_misa Another diblo wa kaberia uyu. Utaskia kutoka kwa arocho😅

I think Radio Jambo should come out and tell us if they actually pay Mbusi or if he is just doing volunteer work.

@cathy_mutuku @county017 @GvnMutula Infrastructure first then we can discuss on green economy

Good evening @county017 what nonsense is this, in the year 2026, with the terrain in kilungu hills and bad roads in Makueni county, @GvnMutula this is bullshit and you need to stop, how much did you spend on this, ati launching bicycles for health workers, you will be going home with this bicycles, which century do you live in?????, wasting our taxes on this.

@anj_116_ Ata uku Rachier ameinfiltrate?

@UtdMaI he had to get there, no?

Cristiano Ronaldo would never reach three major finals and lose two of them. Put him on that stage three times and he is walking away with all three trophies. That is the difference with my GOAT… when history opens the door, he does not just enter it but takes over the room.

@DiianaD___ Reminder? In what!?

Now that the World Cup has ended, friendly reminder Cristiano Ronaldo is the greatest of all time, period.

@UtdMaI And thats the essence of football! Nobody remembers italy winning in 2006 but remembers zidane headbutt

Argentina may not yet realise the lasting image they left behind after that final against Spain and it is difficult to see how they will ever repair it. The footage of players and coaching staff physically confronting and attacking opponents on the pitch is deeply disturbing and impossible to excuse. They did not just lose a World Cup final. They damaged the reputation of their football in front of the entire world. Football will remember what Argentina did long after the result itself is forgotten.

@guzu_p Pele, cruyff and maradona were all finished at the end of their career. Messi is in that bracket of goat already

If Messi just retired after winning the 2022 world cup, he would have be considered as amongst the greatest players of all time with honor but this world cup ruined everything. After rigging the 2022 world cup, he was hoping to win 2026 world cup through cheating which ended up getting him exposed. Now, people had to investigate him and realized that his career achievements has just been based on favorism. This is what happens when you allow greed consume you. After getting 5 penalties in 7 world cup match which helped you win the world cup, rather than retired with pride as a legend who has won every trophy there is, you decided to push further to use the same rigging to win another world cup. Unfortunately, the world won't remain silent like they did in 2022 which is why football fans had to dig his past and exposed him for the fraud that he is. After messi retires, he'll now be known as a fifa princess whose career was facilitated by Infantino. It's a shame one of the greatest players of all time ruined his legacy. What a shame!

@paisylynn You never hear their stories because they are probably dead!

I have never seen a Genz smoke weed and go mad,what were millennials smoking?😂💔

@Urchilla01 Why would they help a team full of low tier leagues players and a poor country? What does fifa stand to benefit?

People think rigging in football these days is done so blatantly like you see a referee call a straight up dubious penalty for a non-existent foul or something; no. It's in little, tiny advantages like this that usually would go unnoticed but would make a world of difference compared to the conditions that other top countries have to endure

@fokn_citizen How many days before ten Haag decided he has seen enough of this clown?

Ronaldo at 39 was still playing in Europe But “your goat” can’t be found even in MLS at same 39…. And you want me to change my goat because of World Cup ?? Lmao 😭🤡

@alexmwanzo Nice spot for a shooting range?

The space where this is built is interesting Behind it is where kihika has built her hotel Adjacent to it is statehouse Near is is also war memorial (there's some politics to this as someone wanted to grab it) Can statehouse be at the same area as a 6 floors hotel and a mall sharing a fence ? Owh there's also empty grounds just before statehouse ( someone has been trying to grab it too)

@UtdMaI Those have been achieved in training sessions along time ago.

Messi can win a second World Cup if he wants. The moment Cristiano Ronaldo reaches 1,000 career goals, the criteria will change again. Only one player in football history will own that milestone: Cristiano Ronaldo. And since World Cups suddenly decide everything, Pelé won three without the refereeing controversies surrounding Messi’s runs. Pelé moves into second place, and Messi can battle for third. That’s how moving the goalposts works, apparently.

@Mla_Nguzi @oti_ian If people could follow the manual book. If in chinese translate. If you dont have a copy you can download. Saves you big time

@oti_ian Your installer is basically a ‘kawaya’ and not an electrical engineer. Basics 101 is to first check your fuse rating & upgrade if you’re using a higher rated bulb

Yesterday I had a case of FAFO. Went to garage to fix extremely foggy foglights that got damaged by the march South C floods. Ordered a fresh set of foglights and they came with 35W halogens already inside. (Remember this info it's relevant) ...

@utdman801 Watching reels in slow mo?

Cristiano Ronaldo was really moving like this at 38 years old, they had to wait till he’s 41 to slander him..💔