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@matildateece

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she/her Katılım Eylül 2014
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Andy Murray
Andy Murray@andy_murray·
Never even liked tennis anyway.
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tilly@matildateece·
@beth_twX found it!!! it was better weather🤩
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Zilly Dalgic
Zilly Dalgic@DalgicZilly·
Brendan Fraser reminds us of his role in the mummy 😍 at the @BAFTA 2023 Good luck tonight!
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tilly@matildateece·
@WillBland4 yeah cos like i eat them from frozen so i assumed when they were defrosted they were cooked cos they go soft
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tilly@matildateece·
@WillBland4 are you also confused or do you think i’m an idiot
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tilly@matildateece·
i’m fucking creasing that the firework displays have been cancelled in scarbs cos there’s an entire walrus on the slipway
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rayne fisher-quann@raynefq·
i am a sick woman (always sunny character I’m most attracted to is charlie)
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tilly@matildateece·
feel like shit want someone’s mum to cook me spag bol
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tilly@matildateece·
i got into a habit of taking a slice of cheese as a nightly treat when checking the kitchen close at work and the chefs did stock count this morning and are down 68 slices of cheese so far this period
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vintagefantasy@vintagefantasyy·
Me when he asks what I like to do for fun
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tilly@matildateece·
wednesday me telling my dentist i’ll cut down on sugar vs friday me having a hot chocolate, glass of pepsi and a greggs yum yum for breakfast
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tilly@matildateece·
really needed to sleep tonight but found myself bolt upright designing a to-scale cabinet/ottoman for an awkward-shaped area of my room on my notes app at 2am like an absolute psychopath as if i have the carpentry skills of fucking george clarke
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tilly@matildateece·
writing “go asda and treat yourself” on my to do list so i can tick at least 1 thing off
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tilly@matildateece·
asking for pride off work and reporting my boss for homophobia if he says no xx
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tilly@matildateece·
how do i politely tell my colleague that her house isn’t haunted it just sounds like she might have mice
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tilly@matildateece·
@pnwpct mate honestly it’s actually foul
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kt@pnwpct·
@matildateece and some very hypocritical, tone-deaf ppl
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tilly@matildateece·
all i’ve learnt from this is that i follow a lot of very boring people on instagram
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.@laurenthehough·
The queen won’t see your jokes but your friends who are weirdly loyal to a monarchy they learned about from a Netflix show might and they’ll be super sensitive about it
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pj@pjayevans·
Standing outside buckingham palace With my portable speaker blasting see you again by Wiz khalifa
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