tilly

Never even liked tennis anyway.

@beth_twX found it!!! it was better weather🤩

@matildateece Hit me with it I know all their songs

Brendan Fraser reminds us of his role in the mummy 😍 at the @BAFTA 2023 Good luck tonight!

@WillBland4 yeah cos like i eat them from frozen so i assumed when they were defrosted they were cooked cos they go soft

@matildateece Did you always cook them from frozen is that where the confusion is

@WillBland4 are you also confused or do you think i’m an idiot

@matildateece Tf?

i’m fucking creasing that the firework displays have been cancelled in scarbs cos there’s an entire walrus on the slipway

i am a sick woman (always sunny character I’m most attracted to is charlie)

feel like shit want someone’s mum to cook me spag bol

i got into a habit of taking a slice of cheese as a nightly treat when checking the kitchen close at work and the chefs did stock count this morning and are down 68 slices of cheese so far this period

Me when he asks what I like to do for fun

wednesday me telling my dentist i’ll cut down on sugar vs friday me having a hot chocolate, glass of pepsi and a greggs yum yum for breakfast

really needed to sleep tonight but found myself bolt upright designing a to-scale cabinet/ottoman for an awkward-shaped area of my room on my notes app at 2am like an absolute psychopath as if i have the carpentry skills of fucking george clarke

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 8 years, since 22 Sep 2014 (via @twi_age).

writing “go asda and treat yourself” on my to do list so i can tick at least 1 thing off

asking for pride off work and reporting my boss for homophobia if he says no xx

how do i politely tell my colleague that her house isn’t haunted it just sounds like she might have mice

@pnwpct mate honestly it’s actually foul

@matildateece and some very hypocritical, tone-deaf ppl

all i’ve learnt from this is that i follow a lot of very boring people on instagram

The queen won’t see your jokes but your friends who are weirdly loyal to a monarchy they learned about from a Netflix show might and they’ll be super sensitive about it

Standing outside buckingham palace With my portable speaker blasting see you again by Wiz khalifa