matina

5sos onstage last night (real)

@avabrendgord just @ Postino’s next time

how is the good place such a comforting show when it’s literally about hell

why do people do drugs when harry potter exists

I wonder how much gas I’ve wasted finishing songs after I parked

China’s creating a nuclear fusion reactor? okay Otto Octavius who let you in here

at an event where the CEO of carmax is speaking… should i tell him i think money is fake

Gonna name my first born “Turkey Trot” in honor of the Macy’s thanksgiving day parade

Just dropped one of the kids I babysit off at soccer practice...I'm literally a soccer mom

@tonywen_01 yes and

@matinafsmith You are stupid

i think fruit washing is a hoax

you can do anything in an exercise dress! including, but not limited to, having your car break down at 9am w/ no warning, spending 3 and a half hours talking to roadside assistance, and getting your car towed 10 minutes before class starts - all in 1 (ONE) day! #spons

sometimes i wonder if i’m a robot when i get the “i’m not a robot” questions wrong

is it bad that i think of driving as a video game

hey D.A.R.E. this song is my drug

bestie are you okay?? you’ve barely overshared on your private story today :/

thinking about the time i was packing for college and forgot shoes. SHOES good night