Stanley Young (Matolysis)

@NigeriaStories The jokes are on them

“Our education and English are good. If you listen to a Nigerian speak English, you’ll need a translator.” — Kenya’s President, William Ruto fires back at President, Tinubu after he spoke about Kenya’s economy.

@Umar_AlFarook_ @UnkleAyo @officialABAT Obidiots are coming for you

@UnkleAyo @officialABAT Which mandate was stolen?! Even your packaged messiah couldn't make this claim, nor present any evidence to the effect. You mad people think if you shout stupidity long enough, it'd become acceptable fact?! Brain-dead nonentities

Nigeria is for global peace and stability and for its friends and partners anywhere. I am particularly concerned by the attacks on UAE's civilian and economic infrastructure. I reaffirm my support and solidarity to the President of UAE and the measures he took to safeguard civilian populations and critical infrastructure.

Wrong All fluids freeze NOTE: 📍Pure Alcohol: freezing point, FP (about -114⁰C) 📍Pure Water (FP = 0⁰C) 📍Origin Bitters is 30% alcohol & can freeze at about -15⁰C using Colligative Property in Chemistry 📍 Domestic freezers can freeze up to -18⁰C THIS FREEZING IS JUSTIFIED

#ThisWeekInUSNigeriaHistory in 2025, Nigerian chess master Tunde Onakoya made history by breaking the Guinness World Record for the longest chess marathon alongside American chess master Shawn Martinez in Times Square, New York. #DYK Tunde is a U.S. Government Exchange Program alumnus. He’s one of 14,000+ exchange alumni in Nigeria driving impact across U.S.–Nigeria life, culture, and collaboration. #Freedom250 Photo credit: Chess in Slums Africa

@abdullahayofel Obidiots.... Highly Idiotic set of beings

WATCH this video of this clueless Obidiot attacking Jonathan for visiting Tinubu yesterday Omo, imagine if all these m0b get access to power.😭🤦🔥👇

@fimiletoks Obidiots for a reason

😂 Clean sweep of elected senators and the Judiciary. Do you understand the constitution and separation of powers? He couldn't sweep the small House of Assembly that impeached him in Anambra, how will he sweep the National Assembly elected from different parts of the country?

@HQNigerianArmy Thank you

MILITARY DESTROYS ISWAP WATERWAY LOGISTICS NETWORK IN DEVASTATING PRECISION STRIKES, NEUTRALISES SCORES IN LAKE CHAD Troops of the Joint Task Force (North East) Operation HADIN KAI (OPHK), in sustained offensive operations conducted in the night of 21/22 April 2026, delivered devastating precision air strikes that dismantled ISWAP terrorist logistics networks along the Lake Chad waterways around the Kaniram Island axis in Northern Borno State. Acting on credible Intelligence, Surveillance and Reconnaissance (ISR) inputs, OPHK air assets established persistent overhead presence and confirmed the concentration of over 30 terrorist boats and associated terrorist elements coordinating movement and resupply activities. Target validation and positive identification were carefully achieved, ensuring high targeting fidelity prior to engagement. Following deliberate confirmation in line with Rules of Engagement, OPHK executed well-coordinated precision strikes that destroyed several boats and disrupted the terrorists’ logistics hub. This immediately degraded their mobility and ability to sustain operations. Real-time ISR enabled rapid follow-on strikes on fleeing and regrouping elements within nearby vegetation, leading to the neutralisation of over 30 terrorists. Surviving elements were observed escaping in disarray, reflecting a breakdown in their cohesion and command structure. In a related engagement at Sowolwolo in the Sambisa Forest axis, additional precision guided strikes was conducted following target fidelity acquisition with Partners. The strike took out 3 terrorist Gun trucks and neutralised more terrorists within the vicinity. Battle Damage Assessment (BDA), supported by post-strike intelligence, confirmed significant enemy losses, with evidence of mass burial activities especially by ISWAP elements in the Mallam Fatori axis further underscoring the scale of attrition inflicted. Ground forces are currently exploiting the effects of these strikes to dominate adjoining areas and prevent any reconstitution by fleeing elements. These operations highlight OPHK’s sustained offensive pressure and effective air–land integration in dismantling terrorist networks, degrading their capabilities, and denying them freedom of action across the Joint Operations Area. The Military High Command commends troops for the impressive battle performance and urged them to sustain aggressive operations to dominate the battlespace. OPHK will continue to maintain relentless pressure on all terrorist elements until they are decisively defeated. SANI UBA Lieutenant Colonel Media Information Officer Headquarters Joint Task Force. (North East) Operation HADIN KAI 22 April 2026

@firstladyship All because he didn't buy into your bias?

Dr. Reuben Abati is a fifth columnist. He is with ‘The Establishment’ we seek to dismantle. Each time young resourceful Nigerians tried to move forward, Reuben had other ideas. He holds brief for INEC Chairman & Remi Tinubu. He gives Asiwaju & the Judiciary the soft landing they so desperately need. The only person he holds in contempt is Wike. There is no love lost between both ‘temperamental’ men. They like to be feared, & they show it. Dr. Reuben downplays Professor Joash Ojo Amupitan’s complicity, he dismissed his past ‘partisan’ tweets outrightly. He called them a figment of AI & hacking. “Dr. Rueben” as he likes to be called is not with the masses. He is with Asiwaju & The Establishment. Rufai Oseni has had to confront him on many occasions. Reuben must be advised to speak to young Nigerians with respect. We are not his disappointing children. He thinks he is better than the young fighting for their country ‘one day at a time?’ And where are his children? Tucked away in the UK of course! Despite his braggadocio on television, I’m not sure any of his sons is as educated as we are. An obvious Agbado & a fifth columnist on TV. We won’t be cowed by an uncanny elder with corn in his pocket. Nigeria is ours to plough, not to plunder. And if he has any decency left inside, then he should reflect on these words. Perhaps — retrace his steps. We are here to enthrone rectitude. What turpitude destroyed, let rectitude restore. We won’t be bullied to silence. Mr Rueben, IT WILL NOT HAPPEN !!

@UnkleAyo @Tunde_OD A 2mins lived "Meanwhile... Small Man" Versus An undeleted Textbook Response...loaded with Abuses and lots of Shalayes in the comment. Yet, the former still leads like crazy.

You quoted my tweet with an introductory message from 2022 @Tunde_OD then blocked me, to prove that I was "famzing" you. Also share how you were explaining yourself. When you're ready, you'll go and remove that 5 mins Davido album you sent. I didn't listen to it.

@provii8 @damhistilldey 😂

@damhistilldey See where you put ball

But schools are on holiday, Blord wan whine us 😂

@Magixlamy_ 😂

Finally, OBIdients Are Getting Peter Obi A Chessboard. We Can Finally Rest

@ansem_edet The recurrent vs capital spending was enough reply...but not for whoever who has chosen to sensationalize an issue. What she's comparing are not even commensurate cost-wise.

I’ve noticed this woman is actually dumb, she ask’s questions expecting a certain reply and if you don’t give the reply she expects, she begins to sound even dumber, Kayode was embarrassed on her behalf, can we employ more intelligent people to be on our TVs please? This type can focus on social media influencing @channelstv

@alexofficiallyy @ansem_edet @OpeBee @Olajide64 One problem I have with you people is the need to always deflect. Bye

@matolysis @ansem_edet @OpeBee @Olajide64 500% net worth by taxing his people to death?? Isn't it the same thing we are currently experiencing? I can bet your income hasn't increased significantly in the last 3years, but you are currently experiencing inflation at 400% and u don't feel like u deserve better? Omo

Yet again , austerity does not create wealth. Statements like this serves only one purpose and it’s to play to the gallery. We have a wastage problem but it’s not our biggest problem. I am more particular about a president more willing to interrogate long standing structural issues and help galvanize a well coordinated effort to “grow the pie” and improve human capital.

@DaddyTwinzz Are you still running estimated bill in Nigeria in 2026? I don't understand If yes You must know that even if they cut your light for years, your bills still continues to pile up...in your name.

Today, NEPA came to cut my wire and they noticed that I have installed solar. Previously whenever they come to do this, I usually plead with them that work and other commitments made it impossible for me to come make payments. But the actual reason was because the bill is outrageously high and we barely had light. Most times they eventually drop my wire despite my pleading. But today, the moment they saw my solar, they started pleading with me to pay. I was the one asking them to drop the wire because I don't need it anymore. Come and see the way NEPA was begging me 😂

@aidannonx Oh, you've gotten the memo that a hate-bait tweet against Tunde is currently selling right? You had better get the fxck off

@alexofficiallyy @ansem_edet @OpeBee @Olajide64 Two persons A and B I gave them 10 values each A in 8 years: Spent 2, Created 10% Net worth but saves 8. B in 8 years: Spent 10, Created 500% net worth and saves -2. I will choose person B a million times. Numbers don't lie.

@ansem_edet @OpeBee @Olajide64 Why do u think he left the highest savings when he left governorship? U people hate this country like mad, once u see anyone that's not in the business of spending lavishly, ur body go begin pepper u

@felixherbt @winexviv Hate consumes... just letting you know

Alex Onyia @winexviv has single-handedly built a transformative system called Math Olympiad, one that is deliberately reshaping and re-engineering the younger generation of the Southeast into beacons of academic excellence. His groundbreaking work is the primary reason the Southeast now stands tall as the undisputed No. 1 in Nigeria’s education rankings. But despite all this success, Alex Onyia is rarely seen with Southeastern governors or the President. You hardly see them shaking hands with him or taking photos together for social media. How often has he been invited for high-profile photo ops and social media validation by the very leaders who claim to prioritize education? Meanwhile, initiatives like Tunde Chess in the Slums continue to attract far more public attention and applause than a system that is consistently producing long-term generational success through rigorous academic re-engineering. It is strange to use poor and vulnerable people for self empowerment projects while still eating and dining with the same system that made them vulnerable. That kind of behavior is pure sycophancy and intellectual dishonesty.

@Opresii AI

Africa is taking over 🔥🔥

@dmightyangel He's yet to make a valid point though

ICT EXPERT say na Amupitan get am, no analysis, no logic, nothing.....All vibes of "I must be anti government"🤣🤣🤣