Matt Ridge

Life is too short. Buy the honeybun.

Oh Academy Award winner Lady Gaga

She’s a fucking genius, I don’t know what else to say

Oh no oh no I fear I’ve fallen back down the ARTPOP hole.

It’s crazy how I can trace my entire struggle and hatred of my body to when my best friend in elementary school’s mother called me “Wilbur” because I had gained a little weight over one summer. Those kinds of things stick with you I guess.

That man being featured on DWUW is truly one of the great fumbles of her career. That song should’ve been a hit and a staple of her career always and yet here we are, never hearing it again.

GAGA.

DJ White Shadow really ate down with Swine, like Jesus Christ that shit will melt your face off.

Honestly my love of Lady Gaga started because of my high school obsession with The Sims 2. It’s all related, I swear.

I think I need to start dressing scary and eccentric again. I miss buying clothes.

surreal essa foto

OFICIALMENTE TEMOS A FOTO MAIS ICÔNICA DA LADY GAGA EM 2026 🔥

THIS PHOTO OF LADY GAGA 😭

joe jonas belongs in a museum. a masterpiece!

Where did “casted” come from, anyway?

Do you ever mourn the life you thought you wanted but didn’t end up getting? Even if it all worked out for the better?

To be perfectly honest losing Azealia Banks to her problematic, homophobic ways was wayyyy more disappointing to me than losing Nicki. And I loved Nicki.

This troglodyte just sat down on the arm of MY CHAIR to talk to the girl sitting across from me. SIR, please. Disrespectfully if you need to flirt with her, go sit next to her.

Oh loud girl, my house cancelling headphones and I have not missed you.

Chiquitita tell me what’s wrong