Matthew Spivey 🪇

@staffy_tv What’s their obsession with sticking cards to a board or ranking things on this show

Yikes

@JamesMelville ‘Having a run’ is a strange phrase to use instead of the word ‘running’

Here’s Andy Burnham having a run. Politicians are a very strange bunch. So many of them like to get the TV cameras on them when they are jogging. Even the rather hefty Boris Johnson repeatedly did this. Why do politicians do this sort of thing? It’s so weird.

@Only1tommo Can’t tell if this is parody or real, incredible execution of it’s parody

Arsenal mad lads, I’ve got a proper crazy idea and I need your thoughts… What if I buy the cheapest, most dodgy little car I can find in the UK this week, jump in it with a sleeping bag and a rucksack, and just drive the full 19 hours straight to Budapest for the Champions League final and video my journey? No ticket. No hotel booked. No real plan. Just pure wing it energy, bad decisions, and hoping the football gods smile on us. I’m talking service station food, zero sleep, maybe a random ferry or tunnel crossing, praying the car doesn’t explode somewhere in Germany, and rocking up in Budapest like “right… now how do we get in?” Am I actually mental? Or is this the greatest idea I’ve ever had?

Aura death

@harry_jrh Checked the comments bc I didn’t get it, mad how people don’t understand how trees grow 😂 you don’t need to know what pleaching is to get that.

@GBInvestor1990 6k for hotel & flights is a terrible deal 😂 (I’m also from the uk) but it’d be even worse to go and book your own flights/hotel cheaper then meet there

Tomorrow, a few of my mates go to Vegas for a week. I was invited, 7 nights, 6k for the hotel and flights. I said no, why? Not because I can't afford it. I earn more and have less debt than most of the lads going. It's because I'm not wealthy enough to do that. All in, with spends, it would be 10-15% of our post tax household income. I can't spend 10% of that on a 7 day trip, no matter how much I want to. I'm a father of 2 looking to leave a legacy for my boys. I can't justify 10k on a week away with the lads.

@dieworkwear It’s like saying a Range Rover Evoque cheapens your Range Rover SV ultra; two totally different things under one brand.

the discourse around the swatch x ap collaboration is painful. caring about whether your status symbol makes people feel less envious bc they can now purchase a more affordable version of that thing is spiritually rotten.

No fucking way 🫪

@AnfieldSector Liverpools coaching staff

Ryan Gravenberch on the boos from fans: “To be honest we need them behind us. We don’t win but I think we don’t really deserve this you know. Fans have to be behind us for 90 mins. When they were behind us in the second half we pressed so we needed. Hopefully the next few games they won’t do this anymore.”

@ShottyHorroh @IanWright0 Ian wright doesn’t work for the met police, CPS, or Arsenal FC 😂 not sure why he’d be expected to campaign against Partey, purely based on speculation, ruining his reputation & career. Are you ok 😬

Yo @IanWright0 now talk about how you lot protected a r*p*st for 3 years. How your manager was “so happy for him and all he’s been through” when he scored. Quick Ian, talk about the multiple r*pe charges you ignored cos he wore your shirt. No? Not down to do that? Prick.

🚨 In the time between Tiger Woods flipping his car and being arrested for DUI, the golf legend dialed up President Donald Trump from the scene of the crash.

@winterm00n_ I’ve been saying this in my head for 3 days 😂

This is our rock sauce, it's like a zip sauce. That has been an intrusive thought for me

@ClownWorld If the juices all run out when you cut it, it hasn’t been rested long enough

@internetarchiva How can she fly the plane if she’s dead?

This is how Queen Elizabeth II arrived back to London after her death in 2022

@Telegraph Can’t see this system being abused at all 🙃

🔴 The Telegraph understands that Pat McFadden will announce on Monday that employers will receive a £3,000 taxpayer subsidy for hiring under-25s who have been on Universal Credit for more than six months Find out more ⬇️ telegraph.co.uk/business/2026/…

@DeAthCardiff Farmers have dealt with the weather for millennia, it can make or break their year, this isn’t a novel or emerging issue though. It wasn’t all rosy 20-30 years ago.

Every season of Clarkson’s Farm highlights how unprecedented rain, drought, or heat can cause massive problems. His own show reveals the real consequences of climate change. I guess it’s easy not to care though when you own a farm mainly as a tax dodge.

@DeborahMeaden Imagine it before they had any hope of being liberated

Driving through London now, past proud iconic buildings and trying to imagine how terrifying, shocking, devastating it must be in Tehran right now…

@PolitlcsUK Half of the crowd are just there to film it, post their reactions & get their Adsense money from whichever algo they’ve tapped into. Black mirror type shit.

🚨 WATCH: Green MP Hannah Spencer is forced into a police car after anti-trans protesters fight in front of her in Manchester

@thenowherephoto @PolitlcsUK @elonmusk Who’s the lad with the GB patch on his bag?

@LizWebsterSBF Is that due to cuts? *Takes 5 minutes to say yes we need more defence spending

🔥 Watching Sir Richard Knighton explain HMS Dragon 🚢 still stuck in Portsmouth is revealing. Britain 🇬🇧 talks about projecting power abroad, yet our navy struggles to deploy a destroyer quickly. Years of underinvestment and the economic damage of Brexit 🔥 have real consequences for military readiness.