matt benson

D3... my least favorite Mighty Ducks movie, but my favorite selection in the vending machine at work.

New wayfair jingle sucks.

The Dozen: Daily Trivia Game 200 9 Correct w/ Double Dip 🟩🟩🟪 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 DailyDozenTrivia.com @TheDozenTrivia x @BarstoolSports #TheDailyDozen

STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND WATCH THIS RIGHT NOW. GARNACHO WITH AN ALL-TIME HIT. 🤯🤯🤯

@peacock give me and @ardishahini a billing credit for this audio mess. Absolute shambles. I waited all day to be disappointed by a team, not a streaming service.

@ardishahini Lemme see that birth certificate.

boomers love google earth.

Hey @NHLPlayerSafety delete your account

Just wanted to go on record that I am boycotting salt bae’s restaurants.

The patterns aren’t even that complicated.

Oh I’m back, baby!

@ardishahini @ESPNFC Do you?

PSG value Rashford at around £60 million while Man United's valuation is likely to be around £120m, sources have told ESPN 👀🇫🇷

@googlemaps why do you keeping asking me to review my business?

Congrats to the @Avalanche on their Stanley Cup victory 🏆🏒🥅🏒🥅🏒🥅

Congratulations to Jared Bednar and the Colorado Avalanche on winning hockey’s holy grail.

10:49 ET — Avs won the #StanleyCup 11:45 ET — Avs dent the Cup 🎥 @DimFilipovic

Just saw a bird try to fly away with a chalupa shell.

Turn the lights off. Carry me home. Congratulations, @Avalanche